CollegeHumor: Salomone http://www.collegehumor.com/user/947990 Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/1163319 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/1163319/this-poems-so-indie This Poem's So Indie Thu, 14 Jun 2007 23:18:39 -0400


I must be frank, to say the least;

Your music taste's quite bland

Which is why I must inquire

If you're familiar with the band
...]]> /article/1148144 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/1148144/the-namesake-of-murphys-law-attempts-to-perform-surgery-for-the-first-time The Namesake Of Murphy's Law Attempts To Perform Surgery For The First Time Sat, 09 Jun 2007 23:44:27 -0400

Here you go, Murphy. The Big Show. 12 years of medical school have come to this. Sure, there have been mishaps in the past, but this man is counting on you to bring him home safely. It’s your time to shine, so slap on your gloves and get going. Shoot! Did I just get a paper cut from latex?? Forget it. Focus.
...]]> /article/1136655 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/1136655/if-internet-ads-behaved-like-your-jewish-mother If Internet Ads Behaved Like Your Jewish Mother Wed, 06 Jun 2007 17:49:34 -0400
Make $1000 a day at home!!! – Shirley’s son, Michael – you met him at Ruth’s wedding – well he’s becoming a cardiologist. What have you been doing these last few days?
...]]> /article/1052812 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/1052812/michael-bay-pitches-his-next-big-movie-idea Michael Bay Pitches His Next Big Movie Idea Tue, 15 May 2007 09:57:28 -0400
Alright, so here’s what I was thinking: it’s gonna be Casablanca meets Tron………on a submarine. Bruce Willis is like, this ordinary dentist right? WRONG! He’s actually a ninja. He doesn’t know this for at least the first 48 minutes though.
...]]> /article/1029679 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/1029679/an-open-letter-from-ups An Open Letter From UPS Wed, 09 May 2007 20:43:40 -0400
Dear Mr. Timberlake and Mr. Samberg,


The United Parcel Service recently viewed your postal tutorial concerning the proper packaging of goods. However, many of us found numerous errors in your demonstration and would like to request that you remove the aforementioned tutorial from circulation. To begin with, standard US shipping boxes are pre-designed with flaps to allow for the mailer to place their goods inside. As such, there is no need to “cut a hole in the box.” Any attempt to do so would result in said goods falling out of the package.
...]]> /article/1010959 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/1010959/rejected-titles-for-rap-songs Rejected Titles For Rap Songs Sat, 05 May 2007 02:42:23 -0400
• Golfin’ Wit My Glock



• Sparkin’ My Blunt of Charity and Goodwill



• Bitch Im’a Respect You



...]]> /article/981856 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/981856/a-guide-to-musical-appreciation A Guide To Musical Appreciation Sat, 28 Apr 2007 19:37:42 -0400
Congratulations, you’re a musician. You’re already well on your way to sleeping with the swooning masses. That is, unless you play an instrument other than guitar, bass, drums, or keyboard (and even then…) In this case, you’ll probably remain Tommy McNosex. Nobody wants to do the third chair clarinetist, not even if you can play an entire Bach concerto by memory. (ESPECIALLY not if you can play a Bach concerto by memory.) This is why I’m offering some handy tips to ensure that you don’t go home with only your cleaning rag.
...]]> /article/947998 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/947998/a-phone-call-id-love-to-receive A Phone Call I'd Love To Receive Mon, 23 Apr 2007 00:24:51 -0400 “OH MY GOD I am sooooo SOBER right now!!! I’ve had like 9 shots of NOTHING!! You gotta come down here, dude, it’s f*cking insane. We just played a RIDICULOUS game of pictionary. There must be, like, NO KEGS HERE and already...]]>