james

james

About Me

i'm no longer in college, though i spent 6 years as a member, so i'm guessing that allows me infinite carte blanche to act like one...

Member Since

April 23rd, 2007

Website

http://jheath.tumblr.com

Contributions

You're like an animal down there!

Picture You're like an animal down there!

Let's just share and split her down the middle.

Picture Let's just share and split her down the middle.

Well, I wasn't exactly planning on drinking out of...ummmm...what?

Picture Well, I wasn't exactly planning on drinking out of...ummmm...what?

Picture From the makers of Quit Being a Pussy brand band-aids

Picture Marco!

Picture Serpensortia!

This picture is much less adorable when you consider the fact that the girl was eaten 15 seconds later

Picture This picture is much less adorable when you consider the fact that the girl was eaten 15 seconds later

Don't worry, their dad's passed out on the yellow slide.

Picture Don't worry, their dad's passed out on the yellow slide.

Um...guys, this wasn't a costume party. He's actually a doctor.

Picture Um...guys, this wasn't a costume party. He's actually a doctor.

The laundry basket is impressive

Picture The laundry basket is impressive

ALL HAIL CORNHOLIO!

Picture ALL HAIL CORNHOLIO!

Osama's going to some extremes to avoid detection

Picture Osama's going to some extremes to avoid detection

Impressive. Its pretty easy to overcook beagle.

Picture Impressive. Its pretty easy to overcook beagle.

I bought this baby...straight cash homey

Picture I bought this baby...straight cash homey

I'd turn on the stereo, but it would shatter all of the windows.

Picture I'd turn on the stereo, but it would shatter all of the windows.

With today's economy, even SpongeBob hit some hard times.

Picture With today's economy, even SpongeBob hit some hard times.

"I ordered coffee with breakfast damnit!"

Picture "I ordered coffee with breakfast damnit!"

I thought it was going to be about hot female commandos or something. What a letdown.

Picture I thought it was going to be about hot female commandos or something. What a letdown.