Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
There can be only one!
"You're sure their army only has rotten apples, right?"
"I'm sorry ma'am, you can't play paintball in that condition, are you crazy? Here, put this mask on. Now you're ready."
"We're watching you. Always."
The bachelor who bought this could only eat half, leaving a jagged line down the middle.
Her husband bought her a push mower instead of a Ride-On, so she put on 150 lbs and stopped walking to spite him.
"Lay off me, I'm starving!"
I only see one joke here, and it's that she's with him.
Their pickup truck also has chairs instead of tires.
Fine, but next time we have to do it ducky-style.
Thank god you wrapped this strap of cloth around you, otherwise we could have had a real tragedy here.
Another hottest girl contender. Does it help if I tell you she plays Halo 2?
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.