teutates74

teutates74

Member Since

September 12th, 2006

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http://www.beyondu.com

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There can be only one!

Picture There can be only one!

"You're sure their army only has rotten apples, right?"

Picture "You're sure their army only has rotten apples, right?"

"I'm sorry ma'am, you can't play paintball in that condition, are you crazy? Here, put this mask on. Now you're ready."

Picture "I'm sorry ma'am, you can't play paintball in that condition, are you crazy? Here, put this mask on. Now you're ready."

Skynet doesn't have shit on this

Picture Skynet doesn't have shit on this

The damn dog needs to learn how to hold it's liquor.

Picture The damn dog needs to learn how to hold it's liquor.

Save every drop

Picture Save every drop

Picture Sorry!

Finally found something that lasts longer than a Twinkie

Picture Finally found something that lasts longer than a Twinkie

I think you flooded it

Picture I think you flooded it

Now parents have to watch out for Poo

Picture Now parents have to watch out for Poo

"We're watching you. Always."

Picture "We're watching you. Always."

The new excutive way of traveling

Picture The new excutive way of traveling

What time do they open?

Picture What time do they open?

The bachelor who bought this could only eat half, leaving a jagged line down the middle.

Picture The bachelor who bought this could only eat half, leaving a jagged line down the middle.

Her husband bought her a push mower instead of a Ride-On, so she put on 150 lbs and stopped walking to spite him.

Picture Her husband bought her a push mower instead of a Ride-On, so she put on 150 lbs and stopped walking to spite him.

You need to look out where you sit on this subway

Picture You need to look out where you sit on this subway

Do you think we should go to AA? Naw AA is for quiters!

Picture Do you think we should go to AA? Naw AA is for quiters!

What happens when your house hits a opossum

Picture What happens when your house hits a opossum

Might be a little late but it is funny

Picture Might be a little late but it is funny

"Lay off me, I'm starving!"

Picture "Lay off me, I'm starving!"

I only see one joke here, and it's that she's with him.

Picture I only see one joke here, and it's that she's with him.

Possum on a door

Picture Possum on a door

Soo I ran out of money

Picture Soo I ran out of money

Picture That guy!

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