This asshole ran the bus over a 4 foot high burm after running over the curb. He got out and smoked a cigarrette and let us dig it out. Needless to say he wasn't our bus driver anymore.
He didn't do this to be funny. We were on a trip for baseball and had to find a way to hide the booze from our coach. It worked. (PS-our coach is borderline retarded)