Gomer

Our roomate tore the hell out of our living room after he locked himself out of his room.

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What better way to get your vitamins and minerals after the game tha at formal cocktail party?

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They also had the French Quarter, but after Katrina tackled him one too many times, he went to the hospital with a broken wrist.

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This asshole ran the bus over a 4 foot high burm after running over the curb. He got out and smoked a cigarrette and let us dig it out. Needless to say he wasn't our bus driver anymore.

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He didn't do this to be funny. We were on a trip for baseball and had to find a way to hide the booze from our coach. It worked. (PS-our coach is borderline retarded)

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