About Me
Yes I am from Milwaukee, yes I know that means statistically I probably drink more than you. So if you see me in a bar please don't mention that to me, nor anything related to it, in fact don't talk to me at all, and try to avoid eye contact. I am a recovering alcoholic and I'm not sure what I might do. Do you see that bottle in my hand? No you don't, you only see half of it, and if you're not careful it'll be jabbed in your spleen.
Other than that, I'm a pretty decent guy.