For the record, I LOVE the setting of this video. It's so clearly a classic suburban garage: pool table, plastic Tyco kiddie-car, assorted Tupperware containers in the corner. Anyone who grew up in an upper-middle-class 2-story can appreciate the boredom that drove this kid to construct his paper arsenal.
If those two are a couple, the part where he's controlling the directional pad and she's controlling the buttons may be the most romantic thing I've ever seen.
The man leaning against the car is inviting the girls to go for a ride in his BMW. Then the soldier shows up and talks about how he still has time to go to the clubs at night, even though he joined the army.
Check out the rest of these gentleman's videos. I did and it was amazing. They range from bizzare to disturbing, but are pretty much universally hilarious.
Fascinating episode. It kind of alludes that Amir takes Tae Kwon Do classes at nights and is a genuinely talented brown belt or something. Also, this was hilarious.
Fascinating episode. It kind of alludes that Amir takes Tae Kwon Do classes at nights and is a genuinely talented brown belt or something. Also, this was hilarious.
"HOW ABOUT THE FACT THAT HE... IS PLAYED BY A MALE ACTOR"
Brian, if the identity of actors inside the Star Wars characters' costumes had ANY BEARING WHATSOEVER on the identity of the roles they were playing, that would mean that Darth Vader looked like David Prowse, even though when he's unmasked he clearly resembles SEBASTIAN SHAW!!!!
You're wrong enough to pull the ears off a gundar.
I considered composing a thoughtful response to your above reasonable comment, touching on both the virtues of the armed forces and the innocence of my words -- hell, I even considered retracting my piece altogether (you do make a good point, and I'm not trying to make any enemies here, anyhow). Then I read your blunt, homophobic follow-up, which is probably more detrimental to the public perception of the marines than any stupid joke I could ever write.
In response to the above thread on the 105% editing process:
Obviously, the selection process of "what's funny?" is incredibly subjective (hell, the column is edited by a dude who thought "Big Trouble" was hilarious), but we really do strive to choose the jokes we genuinely laugh at the hardest each week, regardless of weather-or-not the author sits two desks away from us or across the country -- and many staff-written jokes have in-fact been rejected.
Sometimes a great submission is cut because it concerns a topic already covered in that week's issue (i.e., we try and keep a 1 to 2 dead baby joke limit each week). Sometimes the column runs long. Sometimes we discover a submission is too similar to an existing joke (sometimes we don't discover this, of course, in which case we rely on you, our watchdog commenters, to call us out).
At any rate, there really would be no 105% without the great submissions we've had. (My all-time favorite 105% was user-submitted: "They say dog is man's best friend. Which makes the fact that my girlfriend slept with my dog even more unacceptable.") So thank you to everyone who submits for lending your talents to us, and please keep up the great work.
Andy, you make a good point, and are technically correct. But most American films about brainless, bloodthirsty corpses don't actually use the word "zombie" any more than "28 Days Later" did.
Andy, you make a good point, and are technically correct. But most American films about brainless, bloodthirsty corpses don't actually use the word "zombie" any more than "28 Days Later" did.
Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li Trailer
The producers begged Jean Claude Van Damme to reprise his roll as Col. Guile, but sadly they weren't being serious at all.
Patrick Cassels December 30, 2008
Haha."Every Bison Dollar will be worth five British Pounds. That is the exchange rate the Bank of England will set, once I've kidnapped their queen!"
Hardly Working: Bug
It's important to have the right equipment to handle any emergency.
CH Staff October 28, 2008
"Platoon."Hardly Working: Nerd Scars
They're gonna need a bigger battlestar.
Patrick Cassels October 16, 2008
"Star Trek." (And I love both equally.)Wet Pets
Sadly, this is a grocery store.
Patrick Cassels September 03, 2008
Eh.Halo Kid
Meet the Star Wars kid of a new generation. Does the fact that he uploaded this video himself make it even more dorky?
Patrick Cassels July 12, 2008
For the record, I LOVE the setting of this video. It's so clearly a classic suburban garage: pool table, plastic Tyco kiddie-car, assorted Tupperware containers in the corner. Anyone who grew up in an upper-middle-class 2-story can appreciate the boredom that drove this kid to construct his paper arsenal.Kobe v. Michael
Even crazier: All of these similar highlights occurred on the same date, exactly ten years apart!
Patrick Cassels May 23, 2008
What song is this?Working Nintendo Coffee Table
Doubles as a Power Pad!
Patrick Cassels May 09, 2008
If those two are a couple, the part where he's controlling the directional pad and she's controlling the buttons may be the most romantic thing I've ever seen.Hardly Working: American Psychos
You like Hardly Working videos? Their early work was a little too New Wave for my taste. But then this came out in 1983, I think they really rncame into their own, commercially and artistically.
Patrick Cassels May 08, 2008
Do what?Patrick Cassels May 08, 2008
No. Can't take the time off work.Hardly Working: American Psychos
You like Hardly Working videos? Their early work was a little too New Wave for my taste. But then this came out in 1983, I think they really rncame into their own, commercially and artistically.
Patrick Cassels May 08, 2008
Do what?Patrick Cassels May 08, 2008
No. Can't take the time off work.Hardly Working: Blooper Reel
Sometimes things don't go quite according to plon!
Patrick Cassels May 06, 2008
http://vimeo.com/982913Do the Urkel remixed.
Jeff Rubin February 27, 2008
Brilliant!(first)
Roger Clemens Comes Clean
Roger Clemens finally comments on the controversial Mitchell Report.
Patrick Cassels January 08, 2008
"DRAMATIZATION. MAY NOT HAVE HAPPENED."Moments Before Cup Chicks
Two girls, one producer.
CH Staff January 08, 2008
"Shit-ting in-to a cup. Mak-ing out with the shit. Play-ing with the shit in your mouth."I've listened to this line 10 times, and it keeps getting funnier. Except the fifth and seventh times for some reason -- go figure.
Ukrainian Army Ad
Move over Chernobyl, your country has unleashed an even bigger disaster.
Patrick Cassels December 13, 2007
The man leaning against the car is inviting the girls to go for a ride in his BMW. Then the soldier shows up and talks about how he still has time to go to the clubs at night, even though he joined the army.New DuckTales Theme
There's a stranger out to find you.
Fatal Farm November 21, 2007
Check out the rest of these gentleman's videos. I did and it was amazing. They range from bizzare to disturbing, but are pretty much universally hilarious.Ultra and the Lazer Hearts
Only those who are truly truly truly outrageous will fully appreciate the newest Meth Minute.
Channel Frederator November 09, 2007
LOL!"We tour the world on a Pegasus made out of butterflies and smaller Pegases."
Please keep these coming, Meth Minute. I heart you.
Embarassing 90's Pics
Anybody else have any embarrassing childhood pictures from the 90's? Send them in!
kane kendziora November 09, 2007
It looks like Blossom's bedroom vomited up the opening credits to "Saved by the Bell."Hardly Working: You're It
A tale of childhood games gone awry.
Patrick Cassels November 02, 2007
Fascinating episode. It kind of alludes that Amir takes Tae Kwon Do classes at nights and is a genuinely talented brown belt or something. Also, this was hilarious.Patrick Cassels November 02, 2007
You have insulted my time-honored fighting style. Come face the wrath of my irrational arm movements and breathing exercises.Patrick Cassels November 04, 2007
Love the "Tim and Eric" logo, dude.British Punch
Even when they're pissed they're very proper.
Patrick Cassels November 02, 2007
This is actually a clip from British Parliament.Hardly Working: You're It
A tale of childhood games gone awry.
Patrick Cassels November 02, 2007
Fascinating episode. It kind of alludes that Amir takes Tae Kwon Do classes at nights and is a genuinely talented brown belt or something. Also, this was hilarious.Patrick Cassels November 02, 2007
You have insulted my time-honored fighting style. Come face the wrath of my irrational arm movements and breathing exercises.Patrick Cassels November 04, 2007
Love the "Tim and Eric" logo, dude.No Droids Allowed
by Ben Joseph November 17, 2009Patrick Cassels 4 days ago
"HOW ABOUT THE FACT THAT HE... IS PLAYED BY A MALE ACTOR"Brian, if the identity of actors inside the Star Wars characters' costumes had ANY BEARING WHATSOEVER on the identity of the roles they were playing, that would mean that Darth Vader looked like David Prowse, even though when he's unmasked he clearly resembles SEBASTIAN SHAW!!!!
You're wrong enough to pull the ears off a gundar.
Watch TV With US!
by CH Staff March 12, 2009Patrick Cassels March 15, 2009
Most of us quote "The Simpsons" to an insane degree around the office.Patrick Cassels March 15, 2009
We actually did that a few months ago during finals week.Patrick Cassels March 15, 2009
MTV Sports with Dan Cortese and The Grind.Patrick Cassels March 15, 2009
Kids in the Hall. Or Tom Green when he was on Ottowa public access.Patrick Cassels March 15, 2009
No, but I'm working on it.Patrick Cassels March 15, 2009
Jurassic ParkPatrick Cassels March 15, 2009
Prayer.Watch TV With US!
by CH Staff March 12, 2009Patrick Cassels March 15, 2009
Most of us quote "The Simpsons" to an insane degree around the office.Patrick Cassels March 15, 2009
We actually did that a few months ago during finals week.Patrick Cassels March 15, 2009
MTV Sports with Dan Cortese and The Grind.Patrick Cassels March 15, 2009
Kids in the Hall. Or Tom Green when he was on Ottowa public access.Patrick Cassels March 15, 2009
No, but I'm working on it.Patrick Cassels March 15, 2009
Jurassic ParkPatrick Cassels March 15, 2009
Prayer.Watch TV With US!
by CH Staff March 12, 2009Patrick Cassels March 15, 2009
Most of us quote "The Simpsons" to an insane degree around the office.Patrick Cassels March 15, 2009
We actually did that a few months ago during finals week.Patrick Cassels March 15, 2009
MTV Sports with Dan Cortese and The Grind.Patrick Cassels March 15, 2009
Kids in the Hall. Or Tom Green when he was on Ottowa public access.Patrick Cassels March 15, 2009
No, but I'm working on it.Patrick Cassels March 15, 2009
Jurassic ParkPatrick Cassels March 15, 2009
Prayer.Watch TV With US!
by CH Staff March 12, 2009Patrick Cassels March 15, 2009
Most of us quote "The Simpsons" to an insane degree around the office.Patrick Cassels March 15, 2009
We actually did that a few months ago during finals week.Patrick Cassels March 15, 2009
MTV Sports with Dan Cortese and The Grind.Patrick Cassels March 15, 2009
Kids in the Hall. Or Tom Green when he was on Ottowa public access.Patrick Cassels March 15, 2009
No, but I'm working on it.Patrick Cassels March 15, 2009
Jurassic ParkPatrick Cassels March 15, 2009
Prayer.Watch TV With US!
by CH Staff March 12, 2009Patrick Cassels March 15, 2009
Most of us quote "The Simpsons" to an insane degree around the office.Patrick Cassels March 15, 2009
We actually did that a few months ago during finals week.Patrick Cassels March 15, 2009
MTV Sports with Dan Cortese and The Grind.Patrick Cassels March 15, 2009
Kids in the Hall. Or Tom Green when he was on Ottowa public access.Patrick Cassels March 15, 2009
No, but I'm working on it.Patrick Cassels March 15, 2009
Jurassic ParkPatrick Cassels March 15, 2009
Prayer.Watch TV With US!
by CH Staff March 12, 2009Patrick Cassels March 15, 2009
Most of us quote "The Simpsons" to an insane degree around the office.Patrick Cassels March 15, 2009
We actually did that a few months ago during finals week.Patrick Cassels March 15, 2009
MTV Sports with Dan Cortese and The Grind.Patrick Cassels March 15, 2009
Kids in the Hall. Or Tom Green when he was on Ottowa public access.Patrick Cassels March 15, 2009
No, but I'm working on it.Patrick Cassels March 15, 2009
Jurassic ParkPatrick Cassels March 15, 2009
Prayer.Watch TV With US!
by CH Staff March 12, 2009Patrick Cassels March 15, 2009
Most of us quote "The Simpsons" to an insane degree around the office.Patrick Cassels March 15, 2009
We actually did that a few months ago during finals week.Patrick Cassels March 15, 2009
MTV Sports with Dan Cortese and The Grind.Patrick Cassels March 15, 2009
Kids in the Hall. Or Tom Green when he was on Ottowa public access.Patrick Cassels March 15, 2009
No, but I'm working on it.Patrick Cassels March 15, 2009
Jurassic ParkPatrick Cassels March 15, 2009
Prayer.The CollegeHumor Show: Q&A
by CH Staff February 20, 2009Patrick Cassels February 21, 2009
I am no bitch. But to answer your first question, I try to avoid cajun food as I have hypersensitive taste buds and crippling seafood allergies.Patrick Cassels February 21, 2009
What the hell, Ricky? You got the Clapton DVDs?The CollegeHumor Show: Q&A
by CH Staff February 20, 2009Patrick Cassels February 21, 2009
I am no bitch. But to answer your first question, I try to avoid cajun food as I have hypersensitive taste buds and crippling seafood allergies.Patrick Cassels February 21, 2009
What the hell, Ricky? You got the Clapton DVDs?Issue #86
by 105%-O-Matic November 18, 2008Patrick Cassels November 23, 2008
Jimbo,I considered composing a thoughtful response to your above reasonable comment, touching on both the virtues of the armed forces and the innocence of my words -- hell, I even considered retracting my piece altogether (you do make a good point, and I'm not trying to make any enemies here, anyhow). Then I read your blunt, homophobic follow-up, which is probably more detrimental to the public perception of the marines than any stupid joke I could ever write.
Issue #77
by 105%-O-Matic September 16, 2008Patrick Cassels September 17, 2008
In response to the above thread on the 105% editing process:Obviously, the selection process of "what's funny?" is incredibly subjective (hell, the column is edited by a dude who thought "Big Trouble" was hilarious), but we really do strive to choose the jokes we genuinely laugh at the hardest each week, regardless of weather-or-not the author sits two desks away from us or across the country -- and many staff-written jokes have in-fact been rejected.
Sometimes a great submission is cut because it concerns a topic already covered in that week's issue (i.e., we try and keep a 1 to 2 dead baby joke limit each week). Sometimes the column runs long. Sometimes we discover a submission is too similar to an existing joke (sometimes we don't discover this, of course, in which case we rely on you, our watchdog commenters, to call us out).
At any rate, there really would be no 105% without the great submissions we've had. (My all-time favorite 105% was user-submitted: "They say dog is man's best friend. Which makes the fact that my girlfriend slept with my dog even more unacceptable.") So thank you to everyone who submits for lending your talents to us, and please keep up the great work.
Issue #74
by 105%-O-Matic August 19, 2008Patrick Cassels August 19, 2008
"...Now bacon up that sausage!"The 10 Grossest Hollywood Thumbs-Into-Eyes
by Jeff & Patrick July 25, 2008Patrick Cassels July 26, 2008
Yeah, that's a great scene, but we were looking for specific thumb-into-eyes-style gouging.Patrick Cassels July 26, 2008
Andy, you make a good point, and are technically correct. But most American films about brainless, bloodthirsty corpses don't actually use the word "zombie" any more than "28 Days Later" did.The 10 Grossest Hollywood Thumbs-Into-Eyes
by Jeff & Patrick July 25, 2008Patrick Cassels July 26, 2008
Yeah, that's a great scene, but we were looking for specific thumb-into-eyes-style gouging.Patrick Cassels July 26, 2008
Andy, you make a good point, and are technically correct. But most American films about brainless, bloodthirsty corpses don't actually use the word "zombie" any more than "28 Days Later" did.Issue #69
by 105%-O-Matic July 15, 2008Patrick Cassels July 15, 2008
It is! Starring "Danger" Will Robinson from "Lost In Space."http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It's_a_Good_Life_(The_Twilight_Zone)
Glad you noticed!
If 21st Century Girls Had 17th Century Standards
by David Siegel May 13, 2008Patrick Cassels May 16, 2008
This was fantastic!The Game of Life: Personalized
by Jason Michaels May 03, 2008Patrick Cassels May 10, 2008
"Girls Notice When You Have Shaved Recently." Brilliant.Issue #59
by 105%-O-Matic May 06, 2008Patrick Cassels May 07, 2008
Yes!Brain Filler: 10 Films Not Good Enough For DVD
by Jeff & Patrick April 13, 2008Patrick Cassels April 14, 2008
Max Power as in Homer's new name? Nice!Patrick Cassels April 14, 2008
But not in the US. Legally.