My friend got really drunk and started to walk home, when he was finally found by his sister he...
This speech made him the most popular kid in school, for the two weeks before graduation.
Elephant Larry answers the question, "What happens when frat boys grow up?"
Hey kids, remember the board game Clue? Well, with this newfangled "internet" thing taking off, and the archaic art of playing a board game now moving onto the web (gotta love Scrabulous), the makers of "Clue" decided to try a fresh, new approach...
Lets face it. You don't need to carry any books because you are here for one reason. You run quick/ catch great/ throw fast/ hit hard/ shoot well. What you lack in academic prowess you make up in raw athletic ability. Get us a ring, we'll get you...