Tommy Wilder
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National article on Thursday, May 8Cheating by Major
Mathematics: Carve all of the formulas into the wooden notches of your abacus. Proctors can clear the memory of a TI-89, but they won't take the time to sand down your addition machine.English: Discreetly conceal The Complete Works of Shakespeare...
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Wrote an article on Wednesday, Apr 30What 'The Passion of the Christ' Taught Me
1. Not to sound gay, but Jesus probably pulled SO much tail back in the day. I mean he was practically worshipped by so many people. Like an ancient rockstar. Seriously, chicks washed his feet for nothing in return.2. So apparently he comes...
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Wrote an article on Tuesday, Apr 15
What Your Fast Food Selection Says About You
Taco Bell - I'm a stoner who has fallen into a routine of getting baked and scarfing a grande meal at 1 am.Subway - I'm fatter than holy hell, but under the delusion that eating this toasted footlong meatball sub with extra cheese and a large Coke...
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National article on Wednesday, Apr 9
Famous Presidential Quotes, Translated
George W. BushEvery nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists.F*ck you, Switzerland.Abraham LincolnFourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new...
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Wrote an article on Thursday, Feb 28
What 'Titanic' Taught Me
1. Apparently the Titanic had survivors?? And as of 1997, they were really old.2. Chicks love mysterious, artsy guys.3. Or do they just love guys named Jack?4. Or only guys that look like Leo DiCaprio?? Whatever.5. If you stand at...
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Commented on a article on Monday, May 12I've got a great idea for a Librarianist cartoon... a bull is doing a cow that's bent over a chair. The caption is "Kobe." GET IT?? AHAHAHAHA -
Commented on a article on Monday, May 12Matt for the epic loss....lazy nickname, plus the guy was banging your girlfriend.
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Liked a video on Monday, May 12Bill O'Reilly Is Angry
I think he prefers Sting's earlier work.
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Commented on a article on Sunday, May 11Natty Ice
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Commented on a article on Thursday, May 8Why would I want to be stuck on an island with Bear? He'd kill me by the second day and turn me into a raft or kickass shelter.
