Tommy Wilder's Articles

3 total in July 2007

  • Stuff I Think About

    • I don't know what India's flag looks like, all I know is that they should trade with Japan.
    • If I was the CEO of Starburst, I would change the name of the company to Supernova, because it means the same thing and sounds a lot cooler.
    • According to the Wikipedia for red wine, Jesus had a blood alcohol content of 13%.
    • I think Miss Mary Mack had her shirt on backwards.
    • Why have I never seen a dalmatian do anything to help put out a fire?
    • If a Siamese twin masturbates, is it considered incest?
    • I want horses to be measured in carpower.
    • I think the reason Holocaust jokes aren't funny is because they're the only jokes that Jewish people refuse to write.
    • Are the Simpsons Asian?
    • I'm pretty sure the reason the whole "40 acres and a mule" thing didn't work out is because mules can't reproduce.
    • I feel bad for residents of Montana named Hannah.
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  • The Diary Of A Harry Potter Fan Camping Out To Get His Book






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  • Overheard On Man vs. Wild


    • "Most people wouldn't even think to use elk feces as a source of food, but it's extremely rich in vitamin B6, which will keep me energized during my hike today."
    • "Fires are vital to one's survival through the cold nights here in the Andes, and a good way to make one is to urinate on a large piece of granite, then rub elderberries against it in a circular motion."
    • "During my 56 years of service in the British special forces, I did thousands of parachute jumps.  But I've only attempted a double loop corkscrew swan dive into a red ant mound twice."
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