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  • A Five-Step Guide to Blacking Out

    1) Drink. A LOT. Pregame with 8 or 9 shots of vodka/gin/rum/151 before you head out for the night. Once you arrive, be sure to sign up for a game of pong. If you suck at pong, sign up several times, using aliases. Be sure to fill your cups up all the way - you don't want people thinking you're a wuss. After the pong, head over to the flip cup table and play that for about a half-h

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    5) Wake up. For maximal effect, this step should take place in a corn field or prison cell, naked.

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