1) Even if you have hardcore, physical evidence to support your crazy supernatural claims, it will somehow disappear before your biggest naysayer gets to see it. 2) Old ladies hate crazy preacher ladies and will display that hatred by chucking...
PSMy banana royalty shipment is late. FIX THAT.
September 21st, 1993The world has gone to hell. As I write this, the army of what I can only call the undead is growing. What started as a normal day has dissolved into madness...Early this morning, I was walking to the cemetery to place some...
I rediscovered my SNES recently. In the past week, I have conquered such classics as Super Mario World, Donkey Kong Country, and Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest. Platform gaming at it's best, right?WRONG.Not that I'm putting these...
Mission accomplished. We're tired and we want to go home.
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Timmy Harrington, 2003 - 2008
Some promises weren't made to be broken into tiny little pieces.
And you thought Tim Burton's version was terrifying.