Seriously, my resume is immaculate. Does CV need anyone with a masters in business anywhere? I can crunch number or bring you coffee, whatever is clever?
I've read a bit of this book so far and think it is great. I would recommend it, but I don't think my recommendations carry too far on CH, even though I did get on a Weekly WYR.
Tony, although the most talented, could never convince his friends Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope to let him in the band. This ultimately resulted in the failure of The Insane Clown Posse.
The Buckeyes are garbage. Every conference is garbage unless you play in the SEC which after this season is UNDENIABLY the best conference in the nation. I'm done.
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Regardless of who wins, everyone's a loser.
Avery June 22, 2009
I WIN!Avery June 22, 2009
Nothing. I just couldn't think of anything clever to put... I knew I would freeze up when the time came.Facebook Status Off
Regardless of who wins, everyone's a loser.
Avery June 22, 2009
I WIN!Avery June 22, 2009
Nothing. I just couldn't think of anything clever to put... I knew I would freeze up when the time came.Lil' Back in Black
Someday he'll grow larger than that guitar, and then it won't be cute anymore.
Avery April 25, 2009
Yes he is. But everyone should probably trust you because your name is guitarninja. Cough..fag....Jones BBQ & Foot Massage
A symphony of smell.
Avery April 19, 2009
Nope.CollegeHumor Live LA: Theo Von
The former Road Rules star discusses the unusual tendencies of extra terrestrials.
ComedyJuice.com March 25, 2009
a comment about how the above commenter is homosexual by natureChinlone
A new sport that's like soccer, only interesting.
Avery February 02, 2009
It's like hacky sack but the people doing it smell like curry and not BO!CH Live LA: Rick Shapiro
Shapiro is in a bad mood, and not just because he's given up drugs. Although that helps.
ComedyJuice.com February 02, 2009
That has nothing to do with anything.Squirrel Melts
Warning, those who find cheese disgusting should NOT watch this.
Avery December 18, 2008
I don't understand what is so weird about this?Bad Dad
He'll never make it to the big leagues...
Avery December 18, 2008
yes.Hardly Working: Fired Up
If you love somebody, let them go...
CH Staff December 03, 2008
i'm not going to make fun of you for being first. just to break the mold.Bizzare Belgian Car Jump
Wow, pot really is legal over there.
Avery November 10, 2008
shitVertical Pizza
Scott Gairdner presents the coolest thing to happen to pizza since the Ninja Turtles.
Scott Gairdner July 17, 2008
Vertical fail.E! True Hollywood Story: The Founding Fathers
Los Angeles is by far the hippest area in New England.
kreisler July 17, 2008
I see you spelled first differently there. Good one.(Try the edit button now and write something more clever)
Be KANYE Ad.
Now harder, better, faster, stronger than ever!
Avery July 10, 2008
Too bad he is the best in the game at producing right now. The arrogance is part of his persona. So was Muhammad Ali but no one hated him...Fires in the Sky
Not shown: The horrific rain of burning paper that followed.
Avery July 10, 2008
i think it is pretty cool. they did this in that movie "the beach". the french girl in that was really hot.All-Nighter Hardly Working: Pee Chain
From the vault... The Rube Goldberg Machine of practical jokes.
CH Staff May 02, 2008
Seriously, my resume is immaculate. Does CV need anyone with a masters in business anywhere? I can crunch number or bring you coffee, whatever is clever?Yankee Bleacher Roll Call
"And here's a routine grounder to A-Rod, oh no! He was looking the other way, momentarily distracted!"
Avery April 30, 2008
Sure is a bummer that ya'll probably weren't even alive the last time the O's won a series. Aww...Metronome Sync
Metronomes adjust to eachother when placed on a plane on top of two soda cans. The reason is obvious: magic.
Avery April 28, 2008
I seriously don't get why that is on here.Landslide
Is the mountain moving down, or are we moving up?
Avery April 21, 2008
"i think they're barriers, but don't quote me on that"-Johnny Walker
Got ya, bitch.
Japan Mass Freeze
This was a country wide prank. They've one-upped us again!
Avery April 04, 2008
japan should freeze for good.Caption Contest: 6/1
by Susanna Wolff June 02, 2009Avery June 02, 2009
Welcome to Arkansas!The Graphic Truth: Length of your Academic Probation
by CH Staff November 13, 2008Avery November 13, 2008
Max Fisher reference ftw!Caption Contest: 5/30
by Susanna Wolff May 28, 2008Avery May 28, 2008
Sweet tat, bro!Ruminations #130: Jackass
by Aaron Karo March 24, 2008Avery March 24, 2008
enough of this tomfaillery!Caption Contest: Week of 3/10
by Doug Kellner March 12, 2008Avery March 12, 2008
Due to an elementary school field trip to see "La Bohemme" young Billy began his atheism at a early with this pivotal middle finger to god.Caption Contest
by Doug Kellner February 20, 2008Avery February 21, 2008
Hey look, he came out of the hole! Looks like 6 more weeks of gay!Ben Karlin: Funny Valentine
by Patrick Cassels February 13, 2008Avery February 14, 2008
I've read a bit of this book so far and think it is great. I would recommend it, but I don't think my recommendations carry too far on CH, even though I did get on a Weekly WYR.Caption Contest
by Jeff Rubin February 06, 2008Avery February 06, 2008
Tony, although the most talented, could never convince his friends Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope to let him in the band. This ultimately resulted in the failure of The Insane Clown Posse.Caption Contest
by Jeff Rubin January 16, 2008Avery January 21, 2008
Just give him the T-shirt. Kevin wins.Ohio State's 2008 Football Schedule
by Casey January 08, 2008Avery January 10, 2008
The Buckeyes are garbage. Every conference is garbage unless you play in the SEC which after this season is UNDENIABLY the best conference in the nation. I'm done.