CollegeHumor: Stuff Avery Likes http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1769798 Issue Ninety-Three Tue, 27 Jan 2009 23:23:08 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1769798 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

The stinging's how you know it's working.

Has anyone ever noticed that Buffalo Bill in "Silence of the Lambs" is basically just a really creepy Cruella DeVil?
-Andrew B.
If i bury my lava lamp in the back yard, is it then a magma lamp?
-Dan Art
I've always thought of farting as the air guitaring of taking a sh*t.
-Adam Newman
When we were hooking up, the girl said to me, "Tear your shirt off like the Hulk, and savage me," and I was like, "Woah... Incredible or Hogan?"
-Thomas Barnes
You wouldn't believe the profits
My friend didn't think there was anything wrong with there being a gift shop in the Lincoln Memorial, so I installed gum ball machine in his grandmother's tombstone.
-Brandon Jackson
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:193715"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/3/collegehumor.32aef8c071da54cebf90f683568f0d30.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-01-27 23:23:08 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:193715">105%-O-Matic</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1446"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 89 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />