Normal Kid: Damn man! Did you see that chick? I would hit that 20 ways 'til Christmas!NK: Hmmm...I don't know what to get. It's all so greasy.FK: Well I normally get the Double Major Burger with double bacon and cheese. Oh, the cajun mayo is good...
In order to clebrate the last day of classes, my friend and I went on a little trip. It involved acid. Well our creative juices were still flowing and our English final was 2 days aways, so for some reason we thought it would be a good idea to...
Play a 50-turn game of Mario PartyIt always seems like a great idea at the time--sitting with a bunch of friends, pulling out the old N64, and popping in Mario Party 2, clearly the best of the series. Yet after an hour, you often wonder why the...
Sarah walks into Rick's room. Rick quickly hangs up hiscell.Sarah: Hey baby, who was that?Rick: Oh it was just Dave.Sarah: Are you still talking to that asshole? Aftereverything he did to you? Remember it was his fault you got that MIP.Rick: Have...
An Alaskan hockey mom becomes Vice President in the wackiest family comedy of the year! Sound...