Nolanathan

School: Southeastern Louisiana
Member Since: December 8th, 2006
Website: http://www.myspace.com/nolanathan

About Me Rules: Nobody who hasn't at least graduated from High School may come, this is a celebration of the end of exams, so only college/post college kids will really get it.
No advertising/Flyers, this is word of mouth only, we dont need the piggies showing up to shut us down early. Please have a way home, we have very limited crash space, so please get a DD, or walk, or whatever! If you're caught stealing/breaking stuff, you will be severly beaten "Adam Sandler" style.

End of Semester Party FAQ's:

1. No, its not ok to set off fireworks indoors.

2. No, you cannot bring illegal immigrants off the street to come up to the party.

3. No, it doesn't matter how much you offer, there is no smoking of illegal substances in apartment #2.

4. No, even if your friend might be an actual low budget porn star, if she weighs more than the keg, she has to keep her clothing on.

5. Yes, you HAVE to drink the entire Irish Carbomb, and I don't care if its already settled, you've wasted good alcohol and your going to drink it!

6. No, even if there is still a little beer in the bottom of the keg at the end of the night, I will not be giving you a doggie bag for the rest of it!

7. No, that sofa does not double as a toilet!

8. Yes, you may engage in sex, but it has to be within view of the rest of the party occupants.

9. Yes, you can run and scream and jump out of the windows if the Cops show up.

10. Yes, but if you bring cigars, you must share them with the hosts.

11. No, I will not make out with you....ok I will...but just this once...

12. No, if you fall off the furniture and injure yourself, Man law of "Walk it Off" will apply - So suck it up and have another drink you pussy!

13. Yes, If you pass out with your shoes on you WILL be fair game for the sharpie, and premier contestants for our shaming of the drunks breakfast toast.

14. No, you cannot guard your booze all night, Bring enough of your favorite liquor so that other people can share.