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I'm so ripped. Hey you know what I could go for? OATMEAL! I'm totally craving some oatmeal. That's a weird word isn't it? Oatmeal. Oatmeaaaal. Oaaaaaaaaatmeeeal.

Jesus also once rode a motorcycle along the edge of a building.

Thank you, Knocked Up. Thank you for making signs like this possible.

No thanks great Wizard, I've already gotten my wish.

I know three girls who are going to be popular tonight!

ANNOUNCEMENT - Fanny packs are cool again.