Say a guy walks into a bar, or you walk into a bar, or you walk into one of these guys in a bar. Here's a guide to the sort of men you might meet, and what they'll say.The "bro" bro How to spot him: He's wearing a button down with stripes, perhaps...
The Guilty Friend Poke: "Hey, remember me? I'm your best friend from middle school. Thank god you updated your profile picture, otherwise I would have forgotten you were alive. Are you alive?The Sexual Innuendo Poke: "Hey, I saw you staring at me...
*Or Tumblr, or Flickr, or WordPress, or www.theirname.comGirl: I'm so glad you picked this restaurant. Thai food is my favorite.Boy: No kidding. It's mine too.Boy's inner voice: (I'm so glad I spotted it on your Facebook profile. I would have...
It's Christmas Eve. You get a text, from the object of your affection: "Hope your Christmas is a merry one," it reads.This text reeks of a spam text: the kind you send to all fifteen of your closets friends, plus your mom and little brother. You...
They say you are what you eat. But what about what you drink? Using both field research and expert insight from Travis, one of Seattle’s bartending elite, I learned while a girls’ drink may not be a window into her soul, it still might...
They say you are what you eat. But what about what you drink? Using both field research and expert insight from Travis, one of Seattle’s bartending elite, I learned while a girls’ drink may not be a window into her soul, it still might...
A response video can be a dangerous thing.
Hey asshole, I'm your girlfriend. You've been ignoring me all night so you can talk to other girls you think are pretty. You will tell me that you're just catching up with old friends and that I need to learn how to mingle with your friends but...