About Me
People think I'm kinda like margarine, but they're shocked I'm not butter. My hobbies include paintings, long walks on the beach, and habitually complaining that things weren't like this when I was a kid like when we had to drive 15 miles in the snow up hills both ways as kids whereas now they made things like segways and ostriches to make life easier for these kids. I also like to correct people's grammar & spelling mistaches as I ignor the own of mine. I closely identify myself with a platypus