Cow Gives Birth to a Dude

The miracle of life is beautiful.

Watermelon-Crushing Boobs

Breasts can ALSO nurture babies. Is there anything they can't do?

Clever Goat

If this goat were really smart he'd know that was poison.

Ladies Beware!

A "ttyl" would have sufficed.

Sexual Harassment Panda was finally replaced. Unfortunately it was by his weird uncle-in-law.

"This is art Jebediah, so just put the noose around your neck and look sad while I triumphantly stand on this stump. "

He went as That Guy for Halloween 2008.

World's Largest Beach Ball

Finally, cyclopses have something to do at Grateful Dead concerts besides eating people.

Fake Pool

The Japanese invent a new kind of prison.

Kitten Punch

First rule of Cat Fight Club, don't get on my couch.

Most likely the best "burned into skin from reaction to henna tattoo" a 3 year-old could possibly get and have for life.

Flip Cop

It took him 15 tries to flip it over right, but when he finally did he unleashed a fury of joy by unloading 6 rounds on the weakened Solo cup.

Superman Theme Played On Church Organ

Let me tell you about another immortal guy who could float: His name was the Green Lantern.

Dog Escapes From Cage

And for added measure, he fails a backflip attempt.

Textbook

There are whole undiscovered worlds to be explored... in books.

Comedic Chipmunk

Because sometimes "Dramatic Chipmunk" is a little too heavy.

Skateboarder Falls From Great Height

In skateboard lingo, this is known as "a video."

Being president is fun! That's why those new two guys want to do it so bad.

Favre isn't even on the Packers anymore! Also I think he's still white.