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10 months ago"wat"
From chris at Florida Atlanticview in contextAlan Jackson March 10, 2008
i shit on myself i laughed so hard, and not just a little bit. we're talking mudslide here... -
11 months agoWorld's Most Dangerous Swimmng Pool
"Marco...!"
view in contextAlan Jackson February 13, 2008
I seriously thought the black dude was someone dressed up like the Creature from the Black Lagoon. -
1 year agoHillary will turn this country right side up!
From Chrisview in contextAlan Jackson February 13, 2008
True story. My buddy's dad was head of security for Bill Clinton when he was AR governor, and he said both Hillary and Bill would cheat on each other all the time. More importantly though, he said that Hillary would go jogging and then come and visit the guards in the guard shack on her way back to the house, and when she would come in her vag stunk so bad the whole guard shack would smell like, and I quote, "rotten tuna". I don't want a president with a vag, especially one that smells like rotten tuna. -
1 year agoTo caption this picture I brought in Blossom's own Joey Lawrence... "Whoa."
From The guyview in contextAlan Jackson February 08, 2008
Most people you meet are fake in some form or fashion, so if she wants her fakeness to give me wood, more power to her. -
1 year agoAt least they spelled "I" right.
From buckview in contextAlan Jackson February 01, 2008
Motherfuck Some Guy Named Mark's elitist CH attitude. Suck my country dick motherfucker. Jackson out.view in contextAlan Jackson February 01, 2008
DERAM? Fucking DERAM? This is exactly the reason affirmative action is so retarded. -
1 year agoI was so drunk, I spent 20 minutes flirting with her.
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1 year agoThe Truth about Soulja Boy
"...And YOOOOOOOUUU are it."
From The Over Showview in contextAlan Jackson January 30, 2008
Ahh, racism. Bask in it while I gaze coyly at you from my pic.view in contextAlan Jackson January 30, 2008
bob doesn't quite grasp humor, but he's got a manhandle on racismview in contextAlan Jackson January 30, 2008
yes it does and don't you fucking take up for that shit of a song. listen to some me.view in contextAlan Jackson January 30, 2008
I am going to kill the president. HA! I'd like to see someone try and arrest me. I'm a fucking American Icon. -
1 year agoNo Kitty, Thats My Pot Pie!
From Katie Mac at Colorado Stateview in contextAlan Jackson January 22, 2008
Oh wow Jake. I'm not sure whether I'm impressed or depressed now. -
1 year agoVAG CLEAVAGE didn't fit.
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1 year agoLike we would have drunk driving without cars!
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1 year agoTravis Barker Flo Rida Remix
He stopped recording when Mark Hoppus jumped in wearing a do-rag.
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1 year agoStudents have over 100 words for pot.
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1 year agoMystikal is the best at both.
From Socks at Mount St. Mary'sview in contextAlan Jackson January 12, 2008
oh man, i didn't catch it either. that's great. the rape, not the misprint. -
1 year agoAwesome Bicycle Accident
What this video lacks in audio it makes up for in AWESOME BICYCLE ACCIDENT!
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1 year agoObama "Borrows" For His Speech
Further proof that Obama is a plagiarist.
view in contextAlan Jackson December 21, 2007
As Huckabee says, "You don't have to be Christian to be an American." The media is portraying Huck as a religious zealot who happens to be running for pres., when in actuality he's solely a presidential candidate who used to be a preacher. He's actually looks like the best choice. -
1 year agoWhich that guy is not like the others?
From Frankview in contextAlan Jackson December 21, 2007
And people wonder why there hasn't been a black president. -
1 year agoYou want to really impress me, show me a road-hot-carl.
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1 year agoCase D'Ice isn't actually a restaurant and lounge. It's just a sign business.
From Chet Steadman at University of Illinoisview in contextAlan Jackson December 18, 2007
hey steve, fuck illegals. i'm all for mexicans with citizenship, though. -
1 year agoIt's a rule, regardless of the situation.
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1 year agoWith crumbled crackers.
From Chet Steadman at University of Illinoisview in contextAlan Jackson December 15, 2007
The last colored I ate didn't sit well with my stomach. Plus I shat pubes for 3 weeks.
Edit: I tell you what though, there ain't nothing like a heapin helpin of niggerloaf with mashed potatoes and gravy. Throw in some greens and that there's a 4 square meal.view in contextAlan Jackson December 15, 2007
as long as your killing elderly people, get a cigarillo
Alan Jackson
University of Arkansas - Fayetteville
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