My Vagina

I'm a dude.

Olympic Diver in Training

Peter Piper

Tongue twisters are a very serious matter...

Smoking Pizza is Hazardous to your Health

But it makes you look so damn cool.

No stuff

To be fair, its an iPod, not a radio.

Fkuczed

What are you trying to say?

Apply your energy

Taco Bell is now hiring telekinetic people.

CowSht

its good for the roots.

Junko

Don't make fun of her name, she's only working at a grocery store to pay for ninja classes.

No Picture

Are they telling me what they don't sell, or what I can't do?

Unfortunate accident

Maybe its better that we need somebody else to do that for us.

Retarder

By flipping this switch, this bus turns into a short bus.

Go Speed Racer...

Its not every day you're wearing a Speed Racer helmet and the Mach 5 drives by... Yesterday wasn't every day.

Handicapped Easter Bunny

His sign said "Why lie? I need carrot juice!"

Talented Kids

I was walking by a day care with a playground, and saw this drawn in sidewalk chalk. Apparently the kids are fans of To Catch a Predator too.

Flip that, or Flip this?

There's no shortage of flipping things on cable.

Happy Easturd

A small diner in Pasadena were definitely fans of South Park, but apparently couldn't decide between Jesus and Mr. Hanky.

350Z Pooo

iPhone 2

I told my friend I had an iPhone, he said "I have an iPhone too!"

Beer Seahorse

I saw the beer moose, I had to submit another beer animal.