Mega Man Music in Mario Paint

Written in the key of mushroom flat major. Watch for the augmented cartridge in the fourth measure.

Bye bye childhood!

Roommate Dumps Piss On Roommate

One roommate is getting back at the other by covering him in urine

"The worst comment you can get about your brand new, full chest, tattoo."

Hardest Mario (1 of 2)

Somebody attempts to beat an amazingly difficult Mario game. With commentary.

My Roommate was actually serious about this tattoo. The sober dumbass

Check out the Expiration Date

How smart do you have to be to work at Chick-fil-a in FL? I guess not too smart. Either that or management expects to be around for a while. A really LONG while.

Mementos

A Mentos commercial in the style of "Memento."

My roommate and I at the rally

So these crazy Evangelical jerks who are anti pretty much everything, especially abortion and homosexuality, were holding their disgusting signs in the quad so we had to retaliate.

I told my roommate he can't come to Florida for spring break unless he shaves his chest, and sure enough he did

Well my roommate begged to come to my place down in florida. And i told him that if he doesn't shave his chest, there's no way in hell he's coming on the beach with us. And by the next morning it was shaved

How I chose to break to my roommate that sex wasn't allowed in our room anymore.

I found the condom on my side of the room after I stepped on it. So I taped it to her computer monitor with a Post-it. Post-it reads: "Um, hi. So yeah. That was SO on my side of the room. Ew."

Dear Cunt

So my roommate Josh is from London and thus a GIANT fan of England's soccer team. So one day I get the idea to put the video of Wayne Rooney getting a red card in the 2006 World Cup. All four computers in the room were playing it on loop and maxed out volume. He woke up from his nap and locked me out.

Drunk Roommate wants his bed.

Our drunk roommate comes home absolutely shit faced and he literally crawled on the floor to his room, which took probably about 30 min. And i have no idea why he was crawling using only his ankles...it was funnier than hell. Ohio University

I told my roommate I needed some alone time with my girlfriend, so I made sure there wouldn't be any chance of an akward situation.

Flipping Off Hot Girls

Our friend Terry is the craziest person we know. Case in point- he gets enjoyment out of giving the girls the finger.

The result of trying to shoot my roommate with my BB gun from the bathroom window. Who would have known using a soap dish as a step would result with 8 stiches

One of many reasons a pro-life rally isn't a great place to pick up women.