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yesterdayIf a restaurant like Boatwerks is paying to advertise their own demise, maybe it's best they're closing.
From evanview in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple 6 hours ago
I just joined facebook. It burns!!!! Also, CCG looks like a dude.
v Perhaps not. I'll PM it. -
yesterdaySome say taxidermy is creepy. Others think it's Alabama's least celebrated art.
From David Williams at Iowa Stateview in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple 2 hours ago
Biscuits and gravy are saltin me out. Blech! ::feels cholesterol rising::view in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple 3 hours ago
Gorman, our b-days are 1 day apart. I'm thinking epic bash this year.view in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple 3 hours ago
When I'm in Atlanta, I see the airport. And the airport only.view in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple 3 hours ago
I love waking up out of a blackout in odd situations. Refreshing!view in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple 3 hours ago
^ Why you... don't hate the player, hate the game, nigga. I'm a pretty man!
v Yep. Graduated from Iowa in 05view in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple 3 hours ago
::stretch:: sometimes having nothing to do at work is a bad thing. I never thought i'd say that.
v Hmmm. Indeed. -
3 days agoEATTHEFAT wouldn't fit.
From Loves to Spl00ge at Virginia Techview in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple 2 days ago
To be fair, fast food isn't why i'm getting fatter. It's fast food AND copious amounts of drugs and booze.
^ wwwhhhhhaaaaa?
v one time i went to Canada and there were pubes in my pancakes. True story.view in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple 2 days ago
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa... This is not my batman glassview in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple 2 days ago
Hold the phone...free breakfast at Chik-fil-A this week? Yeeeeeeah.view in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple 2 days ago
Your name should be Uncle Tom: Ninja Slayer. You're an Idaho-hatin Idahoian.view in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple 2 days ago
This is me not mentioning it. Damn your eyes, Thomas.view in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple 2 days ago
http://enr1que.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/c64c_1.jpgview in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple 2 days ago
My spanish teacher got hit in the face with a baseball bat when we were hitting a pinata.view in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple 2 days ago
Going to Vegas Jan. 15-18. Who's with me?
v buddy's apartment, right off the strip
vv ::high five::
vvv no that's coming HOME with me. Duh!view in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple 2 days ago
By "God" you mean "Nature", right Hydro?
^ you can't trick me with your knowledge, Chris. Sushi shall forever be RAW FISH!!! -
4 days agoThey never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games. rn
From BHview in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple 2 days ago
nope, not gonna put that. setting myself up for edit burn.view in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple 2 days ago
The girl's name behind the counter at the Wendy's i was just at was named Wendy. Ironic, eh? ::ironic tuba noise::view in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple 2 days ago
Canada is my favorite international team, besides Jamaica and Mexico. Oh, and Swaziland. -
4 days agoMartin Luther King of the Fighters '99
view in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple yesterday
Paying for college = highway-fucking-robbery
Edit: I just paid a ton for a P.E. class. Seriously! -
6 days agoHe doesn't know what "your" means.
From Morgonview in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple 3 days ago
Kristie your husband looks like a bit of a broseph. -
1 week agoHe just wants a high five.
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1 week agoWhat do you mean it's sexist? I left the tops on.
From Katie-Lou Ingraham at Trinity Collegeview in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple 3 days ago
You guys left me at the other pic... i was scared. -
1 week agoHe just ate the world's hottest chili.
From Micahview in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple 3 days ago
I Can Capitalize Words Too.
v He's really into lawns.view in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple 3 days ago
Gaarrrrr. I hate going back to work after being on vacation for 2 weeks.
v I did. On the inside. -
3 weeks agoAt least it's not Rudolph.
From Kamberview in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple December 18, 2008
I'm just sad that Keith Ledger isn't here to see another Christmas. *sniff* -
3 weeks agoIs that Elmo just watching?
From STOOBSview in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple December 18, 2008
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/312KH0MRGWL.jpg
^ hahaha. i saw that too.
v it's a mouse gesture!view in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple December 18, 2008
Gotcha. Hahaha. "Slow & unattractive big bomber" ftw.view in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple December 18, 2008
Sometimes when I try to refresh a page it just says Stopped and won't let me for a few minutes. Lame.
v Firefox. Nice, I'll have to try that.view in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple December 18, 2008
I second that giggity and raise you a giggity goo.
v haha. you don't like BIP?view in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple December 18, 2008
Helms, I need a good wingman. Interested?view in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple December 18, 2008
Jello shots. Mmmmm.
Also, the camera adds 10 pounds, or in this case 30.
v Yes. Honestly, would you pass any of them up if you were drunk?view in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple December 18, 2008
Ouch. I almost feel bad for him. Almost.
v wasn't it Yeah Yeah? we all make mistakes.
vv hey....oh why not. Drink up!view in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple December 18, 2008
Agreed. Gonna have to say it's a pretend BJ.view in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple December 18, 2008
2-3-4-1 (excluding background, of course) -
3 weeks agoI a PC and I speak gooder than Mac.
From Paulview in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple December 16, 2008
it's called the 7 year plan, Kiwi. no worries.view in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple December 16, 2008
I hope this is a TV show, otherwise I'm worried about you.view in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple December 16, 2008
^ I like the person that tries to bail out right before the wreck, haha
v I think at that point I would try to have fun.view in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple December 16, 2008
Mayorship of Iowa City = Mayorship of McCheeseview in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple December 16, 2008
This is what it's like:
http://www.evilchili.com/mediaview/19907/The_Crash_That_Never_Endsview in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple December 16, 2008
All I can say for those of you who like Garth Brooks: Chris Gaines.view in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple December 16, 2008
Check out my new threads *saunters around*view in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple December 16, 2008
Quick go get in a fight. You'll be like the Terminator.
vv It's worth the 55$view in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple December 16, 2008
2 years ago I fishtailed and got mashed by a semi on I-80. Lovely.view in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple December 16, 2008
Almost skidded into a fire hydrant because of massive snow. Wheeeeeee!
v I think I'm going to drive in reverse on the way home. At least that way if I wreck it won't hurt the engine.
vv Southern dandy -
3 weeks agoIt's just wet cement, but don't worry, it's gonna be so much better when it's hard.
From Joe at Tulaneview in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple December 17, 2008
"Doubt" looks alright, if only because Philip Seymour Hoffman is a badass.view in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple December 17, 2008
So guess what movie a girl I'm taking out on a date wants to see? Any guesses? I'll give you a hint: think, "what's the worst movie out in theaters?"
v Holy shit... give that man a prize.view in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple December 17, 2008
Interesting fact: Ashton Kutcher used to tie my friend up and moon him. Fucking douchebag.
v yes, he couldn't run away thoughview in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple December 17, 2008
Top o' the mornin...I mean...afternoon to ya!view in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple December 17, 2008
This is my angry face
Also, the answer is Groundhog's Day. Although it's a good movie, you can watch it millions of times. Or "A Christmas Story".view in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple December 17, 2008
G'day *in a bad aussie accent*
Break dat shit up -
4 weeks agoEverything was super cute until they started grinding.
From Kevin Garciaview in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple December 17, 2008
Date's not until Friday. But, yes, it will be that bad.
v I agree, Thorax. I relish your wisdom.view in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple December 17, 2008
Girl in white ftisaidsomethingfunny
v Her name is Millie Munchkin, thank you very much.view in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple December 17, 2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J90GeqnGn10view in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple December 17, 2008
Oh, Chinese food. You always know how to comfort me. -
1 month agoThere's no wrong way to do it in Norway. Except this way which is incredibly demoralizing for the servant.
view in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple December 15, 2008
No, you lurk.
Also, did your boyfriend buy you that cool hat?view in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple December 15, 2008
*passes the Dutchie to the left hand sideview in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple December 15, 2008
Stop yelling, son. *puts Jared back with other lurkers*view in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple December 15, 2008
^ No, they are known for babies riding fat women. Thank you.view in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple December 15, 2008
Ean, go to your room. Helmsman, sit in the corner.view in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple December 15, 2008
What seems to be the problem here, ma'am? *lowers sunglasses*
v Gonna need to see a permit for that, boy -
1 month ago3 guys 1 horse.
From Tomview in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple December 15, 2008
Hello *echo*. Don't go towards the light!view in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple December 15, 2008
Everyone, it's important to play "just the tip" with CH now. Easy does it. -
1 month agoAwkward Historical Moments
Ever wonder why famous events are edited down to memorable soundbites?
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1 month agoFINALLY!
From Kevin Slane at University of Wisconsinview in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple December 16, 2008
Don't hate the playa, hate the shitty 90's music!view in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple December 16, 2008
Cheers to Cheers
"Where everybody knows your name" -
1 month agoThis is the second bacon related girl picture we've captioned in less than an hour and I can safely say we've never been more proud in our lives. Greasy slobs around the world rejoice for your day has come!
From The Kview in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple December 16, 2008
Looks like she's been eating a little too much of that bacon. -
1 month agoBleep Bloop: We Got a Fog Machine
There's an officially licensed Rock Band fog machine that plugs into your Xbox 360. We had no choice but to test it out.
From Jeff Rubinview in contextSheriff Vernon Hardapple December 09, 2008
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooaaaahOOooooo
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