We simply could not become acquainted with anybody else.

"Long story short, everyone now calls my friend Mike, 'Spikey Mikey."

"A girl sent this to me after i met her at a party. I think I'm going to try and go after her."

Gordon Ramsey: Sweetest Boy Ever

Saying what's on his mind is his bread and butter.

Dave Matthews Live

Classic live footage of America's favorite musician.

Well that backfired.

'Your honor, if I may I'd like to karate chop another cement brick.'
'I'll allow it.'

I regret nothing!

Hockey's last fan.

Bug Freaks-Out Tough Guy

Ewwwww, cowardice!

I don't know why, but I want a poster of this in my bedroom.

Liquid Nitrogen Poof

It didn't totally work. She was supposed to be gone with everyone's wallet.

Double Fall

One person bruises their ego, the other shatters their tail bone.

Shocking Sink Prank

"Perhaps if I grab the electrified faucet a THIRD time, things will turn out differently..."

Boyfriends

The British know how to treat their ladies.

Big Ass Truck Rental & Storage

He doesn't even own the property! He's just squatting!

Puppet Show Freaks Out Kid

He went into an epileptic seizure when the plate-spinner took the stage.

She had to pay an extra $50 because her suitcase was "too f*cking fat".

Real Life Mario Kart

Toad still sucks.

Wow, he must REALLY be passed out.