Exploring the gerbilElectrifying the testicles of the rabbitReusing the wrapping paperSneezing repeatedlyElbow dropping from the top turnbuckleLooking up your junior prom date to see what she's been up toForgetting to wish your father a happy...
"You look stressed. Have a complimentary bullet massage.""Here, hold this bullet for me. Permanently.""Nice face. Is that bullet you're wearing? It is now.""What's your favorite high velocity item? Mine's a bullet.""I got you something. *shoots...
Guy 1: Remember, remember, the 5th of November.Guy 2: Why? What happened on November 5th?Guy 1: Well, um...uh...Guy 2: You forgot, didn't you?Guy 1: Shut up.
Super Villains I Could Take in a Fight and the Weapons I Would Use to Do It- Stiltman (string)- Clay Face (Pottery Barn)- Dr. Octopus (sushi bar)- Pyro (Charge with arson)- Lex Luthor (Become President; stop giving pardons)- Joker (Tragedy)-...
ALMOST deserves a parental advisory sticker.
Because jumping off cliffs wasn't dangerous enough.
If you repeat something enough, people will remember it. If you repeat something enough, people...
You wouldn't guess from looking at him, but this dude is the Czar of 8 separate Dimensions.
"Kids carry a lot of money these days. So after you've performed, you might consider robbing them."