The Phat Phree's Articles
2 total in January 2007
Bad Girlfriends: A Guide
Sometimes we post stuff from our friends around the Web. This comes courtesy of ThePhatPhree.com and was written by Charlie DeMarco.
When you finally get too lazy (or busy) to hunt for strange every night, you will break down and get a girlfriend. It's inevitable. And it doesn't have to be all bad. Just be sure to avoid these bad girlfriends.
"Do you need something off that shelf?"
The tall girlfriend/short boyfriend combo not only makes the couple uncomfortable but kind of creeps out all the people around them. It's just unnatural and rarely works out—just ask Billy Joel. Some women claim that the preference is born of man's immature desire to feel superior to women, but in actuality, the distance between the boobs and vagina on a tall girl offends man's inherent sense of laziness.
Damn, My Pencil-Thin Beard is Perfect!
Sometimes we post stuff from our friends around the Web. This comes courtesy of ThePhatPhree.com and was written by Charlie DeMarco.
YES! Three years of pimping this short, super thin beard, and finally it is perfect. I gotta take a picture of this. Sweet, there's an area on my jawline where the beard is down to a single hair across, and it's mirrored exactly on the other side. Fantastic!
Chicks dig precision.
I should have been a heart surgeon. Those rich jerkoffs have no idea when I deliver thier pizza that I could have been the best surgeon in the world. It takes a still hand to shave such a thin line. I wonder why more doctors don't go for this look. Probably against hospital dress code. Besides, all the women patients would be walking around all moist if the doctors looked like this.
Chicks dig precision.
I should have been a heart surgeon. Those rich jerkoffs have no idea when I deliver thier pizza that I could have been the best surgeon in the world. It takes a still hand to shave such a thin line. I wonder why more doctors don't go for this look. Probably against hospital dress code. Besides, all the women patients would be walking around all moist if the doctors looked like this.
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