So you've just awoken, first opening your eyes and thinking of last night's dreams. You feel a strange presence in the room, and look to your side to see a giant headed, non-talking King sitting in your bed, watching you stir from your slumber....
When I first joined College Humor, my nickname was the Dude. Now I know what you're thinking, "Jeff, that is just a rip-off from the amazing movie The Big Lebowski. Even the Dude's first name is Jeff, just like you. If I ever meet you in person, I...
Rule # 426: If you get a girl pregnant, it is your obligation to push her down the stairs. Rule # 258: Men do NOT go to the doctor. We get prostate cancer and die before 60. Rule # 156: If you have a friend that is balding, drug him and grate the...
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INT SCHOOL HALLWAY. Kyle is at his locker, wearing a varsity lacrosse jacket. His girlfriend, Becky, the hottest girl in school, stands next to him, standoffishly.Kyle: So, about prom. Do you want to go in the limo with the guys, or do...
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