Max Rutz
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Wrote an article on Wednesday, Jun 4If Marty McFly Had Gone to College Instead
Doc: And there you have it! My time machine!Marty: Wait a minute, Doc. Ah... Are you telling me that you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean? Doc: The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some...
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Wrote an article on Tuesday, Jun 3
Corporate Mascot Friday Night Fights
TONIGHT'S ENTERTAINMENTWith predictions from commentators Tony the Tiger and Mr. PeanutSuper Heavyweight Class - Bulbous White Man Title"The main event should be a doozy. After years of receiving passive agressive hatred from their parents, these...
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Wrote an article on Monday, Jun 2
Yes! You CAN Write an Article for CollegeHumor
How many times have you read an article on CollegeHumor and thought to yourself that it really can't be that difficult to write something as good, only to lose your motivation when that marathon of I Love the 80s reruns came on? That's all in the...
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Wrote an article on Thursday, May 29
College in the Year 3008
A Friday night, three roommates get ready for an end of the year party at their house.Joe: Hey you guys, I got winner in Madden. But you gotta put the visors down for a sec so we can figure out who's getting what for the party.Dave: My...
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Wrote an article on Tuesday, May 13
Yes! You CAN Get Laid in a Dorm Room (and other useful anecdotes)
PrefaceAllow me to begin this advice column by saying that there is a definite correlation between your class standing, where you live and whether or not your pocket children will be born into that dirty sock of yours on a lonely Friday night....
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Commented on a video on Friday, Dec 19I'm glad someone got it. I had to scroll all the way down here to find it. People watch Mad Men. Thank God. -
Commented on a video on Tuesday, Sep 30I just want to wrap Amir up in a bundle and take him home with me.
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Commented on a video on Thursday, Sep 25Yeah! America is currently 52% nude, drunk, high college students, obviously.
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Commented on a article on Thursday, Sep 25Dude.. all of her answers were completely sarcastic. Ever get confused when you asked a girl if she wanted to come back to your place, and then said "For sure!" and then walked away laughing? Girls are actually smart and can have a sense of humor, if you can believe it.
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Commented on a article on Tuesday, Sep 16C&H is everything that is good in the world.
