The Honk is a very serious self-defense tool.
Wanna know what else gets you chicks? Posting online tutorial videos on how to get chicks.
Never before has a politician been so honest, and so easy.
You have to spoon before you can f*rk.
Sarah Silverman and Jonah Hill can make even a voting PSA funny.
Premed- "I wonder what the cause of death was? Looks like head trauma. I think I'll perform the autopsy... where did I leave my scalpel?"Engineering- "Looks like a car hit this guy. By the amount of damage I'd say it was maybe a 4 door SUV with 4...