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This one's funny!
Do your parents not understand technology? Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they send you absurd text messages? Do they use words like "MyFace," "SpaceBook," or "The World Wide Web?" If you've got an example of your Parents Just Don't...
This one's funny!
"This kid was head hunting me all game... so when I saw him lining me up I made him regret it."