Contributions

• Wrote an article on Friday, Jun 27

  Helpful Tips for Getting Along with Deaf People

  Most deaf people are adept at lip-reading, but to be sure of this, mouth "Check, check, mic one two, mic one two" before you begin speaking to them.Don't even bother explaining wind chimes to a deaf person. That's like trying...

  2 likes | 1 Comment

• Wrote an article on Monday, Jun 16

  Historical(ly accurate) Haikus

  Jane AustenI feign interestBecause my girlfriend loves you But you suck goat balls

  31 likes | 12 Comments

• Wrote an article on Thursday, Jun 12

  How My Friends and I Appear to My Grandma

  Steve: Hey Lucas, what do you want to do tonight? Lucas: The same thing I want to do every night: have some of your Grandmama's delicious cherry pie with coo' whip. Steve: Mmm mmm, I declare, nothing is more satisfying than my Grandmama's cherry...

  238 likes | 84 Comments

• Wrote an article on Sunday, Jun 8

  A Dear John(s) Letter

  Dear Pouch Twins, Through listening to the biped called Sheryl, it has become apparent to me that tomorrow we shall cut ties in a most literal fashion. "Who wants the snippy-snippy? Who does? Does Ralphie? Does Ralphie want snippy-snippy...

  26 likes | 14 Comments

• National article on Friday, Jun 6

  How My Friends and I Appear to My Grandpa

  Steve: Hey Lucas, ready for yet another night of insolent vagrancy? Lucas: Yeah, I can't wait to stay out past ten o'clock doing all those bad things we like to do, like wearing scary clothes and making loud noises in restaurants....

  454 likes | 163 Comments

Activity

• Commented on a article on Monday, Jun 30

  Kids Review Wall-E

  I'd throw a golden retriever in a wood chipper to have Wall-E clean up my garbage.
  view in context

• Commented on a video on Tuesday, Jun 24

  World's Best Singing Dog

  
  yeah...what happened?
  view in context

• Commented on a video on Saturday, Jun 21

  World's Best Singing Dog

  
  audio ripped; cd burned; ass laughed off; felt shame towards my actual dog; thought this might go well on the "I am Sam" soundtrack
  view in context

• Liked a video on Saturday, Jun 21

  World's Best Singing Dog

  He hits notes so high only other dogs can enjoy them.

  
  243 likes | 70 Comments

• Commented on a video on Saturday, Jun 21

  World's Best Singing Dog

  
  Audio ripped; cd burned; ass laughed off; shame felt towards my actual dog; thinking this might work on the "I am Sam" soundtrack.
  view in context