Shaq-Fu was like Mortal Kombat if Fisher Price were in charge. Still, it was fun knowing that when NBA Hangtime got boring, I could always go and beat women with Shaq.
Yeah, no, still alive. Woke up this morning and found I'd been very social online last night. But this is a good lesson for the future: If someone seems like they're dying, just ignore them.
Yeah, no, still alive. Woke up this morning and found I'd been very social online last night. But this is a good lesson for the future: If someone seems like they're dying, just ignore them.
Yeah, no, still alive. Woke up this morning and found I'd been very social online last night. But this is a good lesson for the future: If someone seems like they're dying, just ignore them.
Lucky for you, pages 200-205 rank in the top 20 best pages of the book. Sorry if it's gay or whatever that I remember that. But read it and you'll catch my drift.
Been wanting to write something about townies for a long time, but figured the townie populations vary too much by region. Seems, though, like there's some universality in all townie breeds. Someone should write a thesis on 'em.
There was a paraplegic girl named Stormy in my middle school. Once the teacher had her hold a hot bag of popcorn and it gave her second degree burns all over her legs.
Ackbar! The Star Wars Talk Show
The Skywalkers are the trashiest family in the galaxy. And that includes the trash monster.
CH Staff January 22, 2009
This is fantastic. It's gotta be so empowering to be able to make cartoons. Do Muppets next!Pot Cookie Monster
The cookies aren't the only thing that's baked.
CH Staff November 23, 2008
Puppets are incredible. Whoever gets to sit around in a workshop and make puppets is the luckiest man alive.World's Best Singing Dog
He hits notes so high only other dogs can enjoy them.
Steve E. June 21, 2008
Audio ripped; cd burned; ass laughed off; shame felt towards my actual dog; thinking this might work on the "I am Sam" soundtrack.Steve E. June 21, 2008
audio ripped; cd burned; ass laughed off; felt shame towards my actual dog; thought this might go well on the "I am Sam" soundtrackSteve E. June 24, 2008
yeah...what happened?World's Best Singing Dog
He hits notes so high only other dogs can enjoy them.
Steve E. June 21, 2008
Audio ripped; cd burned; ass laughed off; shame felt towards my actual dog; thinking this might work on the "I am Sam" soundtrack.Steve E. June 21, 2008
audio ripped; cd burned; ass laughed off; felt shame towards my actual dog; thought this might go well on the "I am Sam" soundtrackSteve E. June 24, 2008
yeah...what happened?World's Best Singing Dog
He hits notes so high only other dogs can enjoy them.
Steve E. June 21, 2008
Audio ripped; cd burned; ass laughed off; shame felt towards my actual dog; thinking this might work on the "I am Sam" soundtrack.Steve E. June 21, 2008
audio ripped; cd burned; ass laughed off; felt shame towards my actual dog; thought this might go well on the "I am Sam" soundtrackSteve E. June 24, 2008
yeah...what happened?Fat Guy Shoots Gun
He's shooting a salad.
Steve E. February 07, 2008
this is my favorite ch video ever.Censored Count
Why are they still censoring this guy? Kids need to grow up eventually.
Steve E. February 05, 2008
All he needs to do is remove the O from his name and he's ready to go.CH Video Games Weekly: Licensed Atrocities
This week, Jeff and High Times Editorial Office's Ben Schwartz take a trip through some of the worst licensed games of all time.
Jeff Rubin December 21, 2007
Shaq-Fu was like Mortal Kombat if Fisher Price were in charge. Still, it was fun knowing that when NBA Hangtime got boring, I could always go and beat women with Shaq.Million Dollar Babies
Nominated for an Oscar in the child abuse category.
CH Staff December 21, 2007
It's like if Hurley from Lost and Guylan had a kid together.Swinging Elk
Deer God.
Steve E. December 19, 2007
Should we stuff him with Mike and Ike's and call him a pinata?Hardly Working: Bored Games
Killing time at work can be fun. We just use our imagination!
Steve E. December 14, 2007
wet hot american summerHigh Times Editorial Office: Episode 2
Another day at the office at the world's dankest, stickiest pot publication.
CH Staff December 06, 2007
it gave me the munchies, for sure.Cherry Chocolate Rain
Tay Zonday gives his online classic the Quincy Jones treatment with help from Mista Johnson and Dr Pepper.
Steve E. November 29, 2007
tighhhhhhhht!!!!Hardly Working: Officer Patrick
This is what happens when one employee gets drunk with responsibility.
Steve E. October 03, 2007
Weird, I thought young people loved authority...Crazy OJ Fan
Check out his great hat.
Steve E. September 21, 2007
HAhahahahaha couldn't stop laughing.Internet Commenter Business Meeting
This is what happens when corporations change pwn3rship.
Steve E. August 19, 2007
good, we got his trust. now take his wallet.Omni Directional Treadmill
This is what jail is like in the future.
Steve E. August 11, 2007
Screw treadmills in general. Anyone who pays for an elevated walking surface probably falls under the oxygen bar allure as well.Chocolate Rain
An Original Song by Tay Zonday
Anonymous July 27, 2007
Imagine him at a McDonalds drive-thru:"I'll have a quarter pounder, no onions, and...oh yeah! A CHAWKLIT SHAAAAAAAKE!"
5 Filmmakers' Greatest Shame
by Andrew B. September 14, 2009Steve E. September 14, 2009
"Big - Magic + Death" Hahahaha.Pop Culture CliffsNotes: September 11
by Sarah Schneider September 11, 2009Steve E. September 11, 2009
Jessica Simpson still looks better there than the "Got Wiener?" spread she did for Oscar Mayer w/the hot dog mustache.The CH Live Tour Might Be Coming to a School Near You
by CH Staff September 01, 2009Steve E. September 02, 2009
Excellent, I live in Naperville. I'll have my grandma make some cookies and shit.Food Network: College Week
by Chase Mitchell August 18, 2009Steve E. August 19, 2009
fukv cwhawrere is my uft he ineternt!!!!!geez holyn crapobwhat time of the smorinign is it??????? GARY PAULSEN WHATTA FUCKER!Steve E. August 19, 2009
...ahem. I think that qualifies as "douche-y or generally unchill".Steve E. August 19, 2009
Yeah, no, still alive. Woke up this morning and found I'd been very social online last night. But this is a good lesson for the future: If someone seems like they're dying, just ignore them.Food Network: College Week
by Chase Mitchell August 18, 2009Steve E. August 19, 2009
fukv cwhawrere is my uft he ineternt!!!!!geez holyn crapobwhat time of the smorinign is it??????? GARY PAULSEN WHATTA FUCKER!Steve E. August 19, 2009
...ahem. I think that qualifies as "douche-y or generally unchill".Steve E. August 19, 2009
Yeah, no, still alive. Woke up this morning and found I'd been very social online last night. But this is a good lesson for the future: If someone seems like they're dying, just ignore them.Food Network: College Week
by Chase Mitchell August 18, 2009Steve E. August 19, 2009
fukv cwhawrere is my uft he ineternt!!!!!geez holyn crapobwhat time of the smorinign is it??????? GARY PAULSEN WHATTA FUCKER!Steve E. August 19, 2009
...ahem. I think that qualifies as "douche-y or generally unchill".Steve E. August 19, 2009
Yeah, no, still alive. Woke up this morning and found I'd been very social online last night. But this is a good lesson for the future: If someone seems like they're dying, just ignore them.The Twist: A Preview of M. Night Shyamalan's New Script
by Andrew B. August 12, 2009Steve E. August 11, 2009
You funny bastard.Mayor Tries to Convince Town All is Good with Photoshop
by John Townsend July 29, 2009Steve E. July 29, 2009
Lucky for you, pages 200-205 rank in the top 20 best pages of the book. Sorry if it's gay or whatever that I remember that. But read it and you'll catch my drift.5 Literal Movie Posters
by Owen Parsons July 27, 2009Steve E. July 27, 2009
Highly excellent.Steve E. July 27, 2009
Seriously. This style in general kicks ass. Whenever it's like simple and smart and void of ejaculation jokes, it's a victory for this website.5 Literal Movie Posters
by Owen Parsons July 27, 2009Steve E. July 27, 2009
Highly excellent.Steve E. July 27, 2009
Seriously. This style in general kicks ass. Whenever it's like simple and smart and void of ejaculation jokes, it's a victory for this website.Lassie Speaks
by Jeff Rosenberg June 22, 2009Steve E. June 23, 2009
Reminds me of this: http://www.newyorker.com/humor/2008/06/30/080630sh_shouts_richLive From The 2009 Townie Awards...
by Conor McKeon June 18, 2009Steve E. June 18, 2009
Been wanting to write something about townies for a long time, but figured the townie populations vary too much by region. Seems, though, like there's some universality in all townie breeds. Someone should write a thesis on 'em.Evolution vs. Creationism Simplified
by Ben Joseph June 15, 2009Steve E. June 15, 2009
Nice! Harry and the Hendersons rocks!2010 Summer Movie Preview
by Steve E. June 10, 2009Steve E. June 11, 2009
...while it gathers dust in local articles...Love, According to Your Professors
by Pete June 11, 2009Steve E. June 11, 2009
Nickelodeon Presents: Valenslimes DayIssue One Hundred and Twelve
by 105%-O-Matic June 09, 2009Steve E. June 09, 2009
I bet Shawn's been reading "Infinite Jest."The Morning After Nip/Tuck: Roxy St. James
by Katie Marino January 28, 2009Steve E. January 28, 2009
Geez, this had gotta be flirting with 2000 words. Are term papers a breeze for you, or what? Or are you a grown up now? Do you have term papers?Let's Be Wiisonable
by Steve E. January 27, 2009Steve E. January 27, 2009
I'll shoot for eight words next time. Also, it's probably closer to five or six TL:DNR's in a row. That bastard.Issue Ninety-Three
by 105%-O-Matic January 27, 2009Steve E. January 27, 2009
Brandon Jackson that's amazingEdgy Baby Names for '09
by Dave Seaman January 27, 2009Steve E. January 27, 2009
There was a paraplegic girl named Stormy in my middle school. Once the teacher had her hold a hot bag of popcorn and it gave her second degree burns all over her legs.