Parents Let Him Do Anything
He was reading his dad's Playboys before he learned how to tie his shoes. He cursed, flipped everyone off, and taught all his classmates about sex. A trip to his house was a lawsuit waiting to happen. Trampolines, ziplines; if it was dangerous, this kid had it in his backyard. He was fun to hang out with back then, but he's probably in jail by now. Hopefully not for stabbing you.
This kid was so lame that his mom had to set up play dates just to get people to hang out with him. You were pissed that your parents forced you to "play nice" until you saw the kid's room. Jackpot. He had a Power Wheels, a Sega Genesis, a Super Nintendo, and the ever-impossible-to-find Power Ranger figures! His birthday parties were epic. While your other friends were dinking around the roller rink, he was having all-expenses paid paintball parties. This guy had EVERYTHING going for him. Besides, ya know, friends who actually liked him.
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