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National article on Friday, Feb 1God Blog: Revelation XIII
Suuuuuuuuuup? Oh man, remember that girl I was into a few months ago? The one I had killed so that she could come live with me in a more perfect harmony while armies of angels attended to her every whim? Bi-otch was Ka-ray-zay with a capital...
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National article on Friday, Jan 25
God Blog: Revelation XII
Hey guys, what's happening? Just kidding, I already know. Before I get to My thoughts I just want to address the fact that I have a sponsor on my blog. A lot of you guys were like, "Ugh, this is so lame," and one of you (Trevor Hanson of Duluth,...
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National article on Monday, Jan 21
God Blog XI
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National article on Thursday, Jun 28
God Blog X - The Almighty In Love
You guys, I am soooo sorry for the heat wave. It wasn't suposed to happen like that at all. It was supposed to get gradually hotter but I was so distracted that I set the sun to full blast and didn't remember to put the timer on it. I totes...
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National article on Thursday, Jun 14
I Hate Sequels
Does anyone know what the deal with Evan Almighty is? Is it like a sequel or what? I'll admit, I was pretty excited when Bruce Almighty came out five years ago. It's pretty weird seeing people make a movie about You, ya know? The whole thing was...
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Commented on a article on Friday, May 11TLDNR. -
Commented on a article on Thursday, May 10Consider yourself smitten.
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Commented on a article on Tuesday, Apr 24Maybe, but to be fair Adam Hrabik was MY idea.
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Commented on a article on Wednesday, Apr 11Once I ate three Fat Bitches, and got halfway through a fourth before I barfed lava on some random dude's Geo. I don't even remember it, that's just what people tell me.
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Commented on a article on Wednesday, Mar 7LOL I'm so glad somebody gets my obscure Futurama references. Zoidberg FTW!
