Current Mood: Merciful
Watching: My creation unfold before Me
Ugh, I'm so behind on My floods. I was supposed to flood Tennessee last week and I totally flaked on it! But it's not like I can just up and flood it today because that would make all the weathermen be like "whaaaaa?" I like letting them think that "science" is in control. ROFLocalypse.
[upload:1257070:small:left:The only true mystery left in the universe.]Oh, speaking of WTF?s, I was watching old episodes of the Smurfs and I was getting totes confused because I thought Gargamel wanted to eat the Smurfs. But then in some episodes he wants to make gold out of them. I guess it's both? If I wasn't so busy I would bring him to life and ask him.
Sometimes I'll go a whole day without brushing My teeth and not even realize it. I know you probably think that's gross, but it happens. I wake up at the crack of Ǿ and have the worst taste in my mouth. I can't put my finger on it exactly, but it's like a mix of eggs and temptation. Anyway, I like to have a tall glass of nectar just to get the taste out but then it's 'make the sun rise,' 'do the morning tides,' blah blah blah and I forget to brush. I have to be better about that, last time I got a cavity it eventually developed into the concept of greed. My teeth are made from the souls of the saints, so it was pretty gross.
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