Does anyone know what the deal with Evan Almighty is? Is it like a sequel or what?
[upload:1507533:small:left:Why have you forsaken Me?] I'll admit, I was pretty excited when Bruce Almighty came out five years ago. It's pretty weird seeing people make a movie about You, ya know? The whole thing was just so surreal. I didn't even mind when they glossed over some crucial parts of My life, like the cosmic egg in which I created Myself (complicated, I know). I only got to meet Jim Carrey once, but he's just as funny in person as he is in the movies or in the shower. Totally a dude's dude. He made this one face that made Me laugh so hard, it made this one kind of squid extinct.
You know why Jim Carrey is getting into heaven? He doesn't do sequels. He wasn't in Son of the Mask, wasn't in Dumb and Dumberer, and now he's not doing this. You don't see Me creating humans II with three arms or something.
But then there's Evan Almighty. I hadn't even heard about it until I saw the trailer before Pirates of the Caribbean 3 and I was all, "Medamn it?" Nobody even told Me about this one. Not that I need money, but I want to make sure everything in there's reasonably accurate. My lawyer is looking into this, and he's good. He's the personification of justice, and he's Jewish.
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