After going to the theater to enjoy the third installment of the Bourne series, "The Bourne Ultimatum" this past weekend, I just couldn't help noticing how bad-ass Jason Bourne is. If you've screened any of the three films in the trilogy, you know exactly what I mean. He uses any item in the room to gain an advantage, he can "man" car wrecks (sustain, for the goobers out there), and he doesn't ruin the film with overly complex monologues. But later that night at a party, the ultimate debate began. Is he truly the best? In a tournement of the strongest action fighters, would he prevail? Only one way to find out. Tournement to the death!!!
Just a few rules...These guys need atleast two action films to their credit, ya' know, for clout and shit. Also, no super powers. So Wolverine and Hulk have to hang back on this challenge. Sorry fellas. Attributes are listed on a five point scale.
Keep in mind, these aren't the actors at stake here. The votes should be cast based on the role for the specific movie(s) listed. So no fat Russell Crowe votes, and no Good Will Hunting Damon votes either. Without further adieu...


#1 Seed - Jason Bourne (Matt Damon) .VS. #8 Seed - Nathan Jones (Nathan Jones)
Jason Bourne is the star of the best action film of 2007, hands down. He isn't a superhero, but he was programmed with some serious shit. If you haven't seen the flick yet, jus' wait til' you see how he works a villian down using a hardback, George Wilburn novel. His opponent, Nathan Jones, started as a pro wrestler before becoming the guy that Asian martial artists beat up on in the movies. Jones is cool, and strong too, but leaves something to be desired when it comes to hand-to-hand combat.| Bourne | vs | Jones |
| *** | Power | ***** |
| **** | Speed | *1/2 |
| ** | Intimidation | ****1/2 |
| ***** | Skill | *1/2 |
| ***** | Ruthlessness | *** |
| Bourne Series | Claim to Fame | Troy, Protector |


#2 Seed - Liu Jian (Jet Li) #7 Seed.VS. "Iceman" Chambers (M. Jai White)
| Jian | vs | Chambers |
| **1/2 | Power | **** |
| ***** | Speed | *** |
| *** | Intimidation | **** |
| ****1/2 | Skill | *** |
| **** | Ruthlessness | ** |
| Kiss of the Dragon, The One | Claim to Fame | Undisputed 2, Spawn |


#3 Seed - Kham (Tony Jaa) .VS. #6 Seed - Maximus (Russell Crowe)
I know that Maximus is the shit. No argument here. Hell he is probably the only fighter in the tourney, vocal and intimidating enough to lead a Roman army. But...did you see "The Protector"? If you haven't, you should think twice before picking on elephants or eating Elephant Ears at the state fair for that matter. Kham, the lightest fighter in the tourney next to Li, doesn't need a weightclass because his skills make it a non-factor.
| Kham | vs | Maximus |
| ***1/2 | Power | ***1/2 |
| ****1/2 | Speed | *** |
| *** | Intimidation | **** |
| ***** | Skill | ****1/2 |
| **** | Ruthlessness | *** |
| The Protector, Ong-Bak | Claim to Fame | Gladiator |


#4 Seed - Frank Martin (Statham) .VS. #5 Seed - Jackie Chan (Chan)
| Martin | vs | Chan |
| **** | Power | **1/2 |
| **** | Speed | ****1/2 |
| ****1/2 | Intimidation | *** |
| *** | Skill | **** |
| *** | Ruthlessness | 1/2 |
| Transporter Series | Claim to Fame | All Chan Movies |
Check back in a week and a half for fight reviews as well as the winners that advanced. What do you think? Place you votes for each of the four fights with the comments, your votes will affect the outcome.
Hmm...let's see. I like-a da ladies, a-lot. And Chuck Norris is beleived to be my biological father, though it is only speculation at this point.