Just some freshman hallway antics on a weekday. Notice the strategically placed pillow for...
From Free-Range ChickensFreddy Krueger: When do you guys want to kill him?Murderer from the six o'clock news: How about right now?Dead Uncle whose body I saw at an open casket funeral: I say we do it when he gets up to pee. You know, when he's...
From Free-Range Chickens.1Observation: None of the girls in my class think that I'm cool.Research: My older brother told me that the political hardcore band Rage Against the Machine is cool.Hypothesis: If I pretend to be really into the political...
From Free-Range Chickens.Hey Simon,It's Danielle, the quiet girl you said "hi" to once at Academic Camp the summer after junior year of high school. I'd explain how I tracked you down and got your e-mail address, but there just isn't enough time:...