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  • Bad Graduation Gift Ideas

    by Andy June 11, 2007

    A Briefcase: Oh, thanks Uncle Frank. You getting me this briefcase ensures that I’m supposed to work the same 9-5 office job that you've worked for that last 25 years while complaining about it and cheating on my wife with my secretary. (Sorry Aunt Jane)

    “Planet Earth” on DVD: Am I that hard to shop for? How long did it take you to pick this out at Wal-Mart? Do you think that all I do is get high and watch the Discovery Channel? Well guess what, I DO! F*ck you for stereotyping.

    “Planet Earth” on VHS: What the sh*t? There’s like 20 tapes. Get out of my sight Grandma.

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