"Girlfriend said to use up all our football face paint. So I did."

BFF.

"Oh snap!" - that black guy

A scene from the best party of all time.

"I know I'm stretching for this one, but if this gets a thousand likes my boyfriend gets a threesome." Nobody like this one, just because!

Maybe it's a Chinese election?

PS3 Song

If you want the man to hear you, make sure your letter of discontent is a parody for a popular song.

The Michael Showalter Showalter: Michael Ian Black

Michael Showalter and Michael Ian Black talk about Sierra Mist, penis sizes, and how bad their interview is going.

OK Go on Treadmills

OK Go has done the impossible. They managed to top their last music video.

If you are lucky enough to get a snow day, make the most of it!

I don't know what's going on, but it seems like that guy has the best job ever.

Diddy Drunken Rant

Skincare never seemed so cool...

You fool! If the dolphins and puppies unite, they'll conquer us all!

Hockey Brawl

Awesome Senators/Sabres fight that resulted in 100 total penalty minutes.

Take one down, pass it around...

This picture is so cute, just looking at it will make you shit butterflies for a week.

Simpsons Trailer

This preview could have been five minutes of Matt Groening asleep and you would still pretty much have to see the movie.

Alright, let's line up. Thongs, you take top row.

That psycho....

See? This isn't so hard once you get the hang of it. I don't know what the humans are always complaining about.