How Lara Croft Came To Be

The following is a conversation between Dr. John Vafero and Kenny Jonkers. Dr.Vafero is an established archaeologist while Kenny Jonkers is a software execfor Eidos Interactive.KennyJonkers:h,hello Dr. Vafero, how are you this fine day?Dr.J...

I am Siamese, If you please.

Surprise!

Having had a couple of girlfriends in my life, parents who are together still, and quite a few guy friends, I have come to the realization that surprises differ for guys and gals.When a guy calls and tells his girlfriend that he has a surprise for...

Top Five Ways To Tell If Your GF is more of a Man Than You

1. Her facial hair consists of more than just a "little fuzz".2. She played field hockey in High School.3. She was the girl that went to Turnabout in shorts and a T-Shirt.4. Her idea of a good date is two hand touch on the quad with the guys.5....

Things That Rookie of the Year Taught Me

1. Randomly placed baseballs can fuck you up.2. Ray Charles will do a movie cameo as long as it is about a kid playing major league baseball.3. The 'floater' can strike out any overweight powerhouse hitter.4. Randomly placed baseballs can unfuck...

5 New Firefox Features That You Probably Didn't Know About

A Super Excuse

Boss: This is incredibly implausible. I'm listening...SS: Also my parents were murdered right before my eyes by a series of horrific, um, paper cuts... so I walk the streets at night, shooting staples at things, to avenge them.Boss: But how did...