^Not a smoker.
Use a Ton of Props to Annoy People
Sure, people know that smoking kills you. But can they visualize it? Maybe if they saw a crowded city street full of crying baby dolls or a hospital entrance blocked off by 70 empty stretchers they'd finally understand.
Never mind the fact that tripping over a f*cking toy on your way to work or not being able to get into a hospital is way more annoying than secondhand smoke. They can edit in little orange dots over the heads of passersby and make it look like they learned something from their little melodramatic street performance!
Besides, how would we have ever known that smoking causes cancer had some smug twenty-something not been yelling about it through a megaphone? I mean, it's not like it's written on the package or anything. Or that Generation Y has been raised in society that openly condemns it.
If only there was something like this written on the ACTUAL package!
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