Doug Funnie's Journal Speaks!!

Way to Doug.  After hundreds of entries and countless terrible, terrible fantasies of wooing her and you two still haven't fuc- nevermind..  Of course not.  You're barely pubescent.  That wasn't fair of me, I...

Brain Teasers: Addendum

Quick add-on to the Jason Michaels article http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1756263.  Just one, as I lack ambition and cleverness.Answer following the break.---break---Broughs before hos.

God Ruins Another Promising Porn Career

                      "Fucking shame," Schut said at a press conference held inside his 1997 Ford Festiva where he was warming a hot dog with...

Who's got what, what's infected?

Disturbing news this week: at least 1 in 4 teenage girls has an STD, the most prevalent of which being the human papillomanvirus, or HPV.  In an effort to educate my fellow red state brethren who received abstinence-only sex ed in high...

Probable Bedside Manner of Food Network Hosts

It is said that the fastest way to a man's (and probably a woman's) heart is his/her stomach.  That said, in addition to eating, even really fat people enjoy sex and as such may be curious as to how their demigods on the Food Network&...

The Broken-Family Circus

Moments before your Article goes Local

10 minutes after submission: Hey! I got a new comment, before it even finished being reviewed. Man this article is going like hot cakes. Let's read it. F1rst! Great a future poster. Now my perfect article gets tainted by this ass-clown's...

Book Fair vs Book Store

BOOK STORE Holla holla, pimp and hoes! Look who showed up to the campus book store during the first week of class with $246.35! That's right, Jimmy Dunbar. I just cashed in a savings bond, and I am ready to use this money to...

Cyanide and Happiness

More Cyanide and Happiness at Explosm.net

Assorted Jelly Beans - Babar

Here is the second installment of RejectedJokes.com's Assorted Jelly Beans - the one panel comic written by Ben Schwartz and brilliantly illustrated by Steve Dressler.