Sam Healy
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- August 16th, 2007
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Wrote an article on Monday, Jan 14Bike Safety 101: Hand Signals
There are two types of people in this world: the people who ride bikes and the people who hate them. Unfortunately, the roads of society aren't big enough for the both of them. That's why we have universal hand signals to ensure the safety of all...
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Wrote an article on Saturday, Jan 5
Family Matters: Where are they now?
Plot: Chronicles everyday exploits of middle class black family in Chicago and their nerdy, annoying, but lovable next door neighbor.Fact: Second-longest running comedy with African American cast in American television with less white characters...
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Wrote an article on Friday, Nov 30
Office "Small Talk" Dictionary
Good Morning! Don't fucking look at me! How was your weekend? I spent mine in therapy. I got a family emergency. My son came out of the closet. What are you doing for lunch? Why doesn't anyone like me? How's the family? My wife left me and took...
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Wrote an article on Monday, Nov 19
Polo Ralph Lauren Billboard
"I'm the white Kanye West. I'm the definition of versatility. On Saturdays, I bong beers over the frat house, and on Monday morning I climb up the corporate ladder, all while never changing my Polo. I've got every color including pink, but I tell...
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Wrote an article on Sunday, Sep 30
Northern Girls vs. Southern Girls
The Civil War may have ended almost 150 years ago, but the tension between the North and South can still be seen today. It is most apparent in examining the societal differences between the girls in the North and the girls in the South. I may have...
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Liked an article on Monday, Aug 20Life After College
Alcohol tolerance is at an all time low and you haven't had sex in months. You live in your parents' basement and hate your life. Fortunately, the start of a new semester saves college students across the country from this miserable life. Shitty...
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