Our friends came back from the bar early and we thought it was a bad idea, so we fucked with them...
Me and my roommates put all of our beds in one room and had some extra room, and a lot of...
Raiders of the Lost ArkGOD: Moses, you will take these 10 Holy Commandments down to the Israelites, so that my laws may be obeyed.MOSES: Thank you, my Lord.GOD: You will then seal my Commandments in a sacred ark, where they will be protected....
Remember way back when, when I tried to convince two girls in a bar to masturbate?Good times!Well since it's still May and therefore still National Masturbation month, (Yay! I hope you guys have been celebrating!!) and since this is still a sex...