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2 total in July 2009
  • ...and it's driving me mad! Is your girl acting strange this week? Well it's probably your fault. If not, she may have gotten a heaping dose of crazy from one of these gems in the women's advice blogosphere:

    Why did my main squeeze get mad at me-for already being mad at me? The floor is yours, Dr. Ian Kerner:"The ratio of positive to negative interactions during arguments should ideally be 5 to 1" in a successful relationship. Thanks doc, now when she makes two bitchy assumptions, she gets a third one free.

    Breaking news! "For many women, sexual desire follows intercourse, rather than precedes it." I wouldn't call that science, but at least the classic "we're as horny as you" line of propaganda is effectively refuted.

    Even in the face of "scientific" evidence, Oprah.com tries to fight the good "horny-as-you" fight. Higher quality porn is a result of more female viewers? More women than men buy Hustler videos? Congrats, you just proved that women are indeed pickier AND can't get off to free 20-second clips. Put one in the Win column for us guys!...and the Loss column, while you're at it.



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  • Red
    : Green,we have to talk. I think I'm...strawberried.

    Green: But, I don't understand. You're chocolate.

    R: I know I'm chocolate, I've just been having all these feelings. These...sweet, fruity feelings.

    G: It's just a promotion, Red. It's confusing, I know-remember when you went dark chocolate for Star Wars? It'll pass.

    R: This isn't like dark chocolate. Don't you see? I've never been meant for chocolate.

    G: What's really wrong here...am I not good enough for you? Sure I could lose a little milkfat, but I've been using propyl gallate to maintain freshness!

    R: It's not you sweetheart, it's just who I am. And it took Yipes to show me that.

    G: The Fruit Stripe zebra? How could you! And after I let you melt in my-


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