I'm an ideas man, and I like helping people. I guess that's part of the reason why I'm banned from the police and fire departments, but it's also the reason why I decided to create this column: to help you, the ignorant masses.Go to college. If...
Professor Gerbil: OK, class, you know the drill here. It's the first day, so we're going to go around the room and state a little something about ourselves. Hopefully it won't take long, because I can't wait to get out of here and catch a little...
Crushing a beer can without cheating and denting it beforehand can be quite a feat of strength -...
Original music by this sick new band my brother's in.Senior Superlatives at San Dimas High- Most Likely to Marry Medieval Princesses- Most Likely to Save the World With Rock and Roll- Most Excellent-Chase MitchellI wish I lived in Alabama so my...
The Rube Goldberg Machine of practical jokes.
We didn't put this up to support Barack Obama, we just think Carl Weathers does a great Hillary...
Over the course of history, women have contributed to some of our greatest inventions. Here's how a few of them might have turned out had men come up with them.BarbieInventor: Ruth HandlerCharacteristics: Long blonde hair, large breasts, thin...
I'm an ideas man, and I like helping people. I guess that's part of the reason why I'm banned from the police and fire departments, but it's also the reason why I decided to create this column: to help you, the ignorant masses.Go to college. If...