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Wrote an article on Sunday, Apr 13The Advice Guy
I'm an ideas man, and I like helping people. I guess that's part of the reason why I'm banned from the police and fire departments, but it's also the reason why I decided to create this column: to help you, the ignorant masses.Go to college. If...
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Wrote an article on Wednesday, Sep 5
Painfully Honest Classroom Introductions
Professor Gerbil: OK, class, you know the drill here. It's the first day, so we're going to go around the room and state a little something about ourselves. Hopefully it won't take long, because I can't wait to get out of here and catch a little...
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Uploaded a picture on Friday, Dec 22CRUSHING
Crushing a beer can without cheating and denting it beforehand can be quite a feat of strength -...
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Liked an article on Thursday, May 15Issue #57
Original music by this sick new band my brother's in.Senior Superlatives at San Dimas High- Most Likely to Marry Medieval Princesses- Most Likely to Save the World With Rock and Roll- Most Excellent-Chase MitchellI wish I lived in Alabama so my...
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Liked a video on Monday, May 5
All-Nighter Hardly Working: Pee...
The Rube Goldberg Machine of practical jokes.
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Liked a video on Monday, Apr 21
Barack-y
We didn't put this up to support Barack Obama, we just think Carl Weathers does a great Hillary...
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Liked an article on Monday, Apr 14
Great Female Inventions (As Reinvented by Men)
Over the course of history, women have contributed to some of our greatest inventions. Here's how a few of them might have turned out had men come up with them.BarbieInventor: Ruth HandlerCharacteristics: Long blonde hair, large breasts, thin...
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Liked an article on Sunday, Apr 13
The Advice Guy
I'm an ideas man, and I like helping people. I guess that's part of the reason why I'm banned from the police and fire departments, but it's also the reason why I decided to create this column: to help you, the ignorant masses.Go to college. If...
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