CollegeHumor: Stuff Maria Likes

Photograph, a Nickelback Re-Interpretation

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 21:42:17 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1828182"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/d/collegehumor.d25f1955c07fa53d8be178ddeb889401.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1739358">Matt Houchin</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 2620 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

The Categories of a Douchebag

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500

PREPORIOUS DOUCHEBAGIUM
"Preppy Douchebag"
Pickup line: "You would look good sunbathing at my Nantucket summer cottage."
Found: Ivy League campuses, smoking clubs, Rugby stores
Wears: Polo shirts, boating shoes, suits at inappropriate times
Thrives on: "Intellectual" discussions, purebred dogs, wine coolers
Weakness: Actually intellectual discussions.

FRATERNITORUS DOUCHEBAGIUM
"Frat Bro Douchebag"
Pickup line: "I made this drink for you."
Found: Beer pong championships, The Game, not lectures
Wears: College apparel, Birkenstocks with socks, puca shell necklaces
Thrives on: Natty Ice, cold pizza, the blood of sorority freshmen
Weakness: Correct spelling and grammar.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2137237"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/a/collegehumor.5acc24905249c461d51032da3fb7ee6a.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-11-10 15:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2137237">Emily</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 71 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Commenter Business Meeting 2

Tue, 18 Sep 2007 18:25:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1776175"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/7/collegehumor.0cac92e86c6c6d8b76e3a61739956ab3.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 4712 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Alan from The Hangover

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 11:39:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1922741"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/7/collegehumor.63d1c9f9ed930817c7743727a47bef93.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2196249">Tyler Moses</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1122"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 66 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Internet Commenter Business Meeting

Fri, 17 Aug 2007 18:00:43 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1771556"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/7/collegehumor.e654d44772fc5443166207d71d4e3242.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 7507 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

iPhone Parody #3

Mon, 09 Jul 2007 16:57:59 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1766423"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/7/collegehumor.082946fafc2f2d123664ada7b5448e9f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 747 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

In a chip world sour cream and onion are like Israel and Palestine.

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 22:21:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1919959"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/e/collegehumor.ee7f5d6315eb7b2bf8cc5b0e1f572357.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2144699">Jonah Zuflacht</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:618"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 90 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

4 Awkward Moments in Facebook "Likes"

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 18:00:00 -0400

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/a/collegehumor.3fc86fae9d1470ed6013e7fafc3e1807.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-09-15 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824">Brian Murphy</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 3252 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

R.I.P. Patrick Sw-

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 13:15:38 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1920115"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/0/collegehumor.3c53202963f4f3a5473dd0c0c4d662a1.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:118426">Smokin' the Booze</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 145 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Wise being, Yodog is.

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 16:17:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1919487"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/3/collegehumor.20c83014c966b0b1222dae63c573bab0.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1148007">iamthewinner</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:492"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 42 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

"Please cameraman, don't just stand there!"

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 11:34:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1919893"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/a/collegehumor.50c1e26623e389e7ee4c454a8167b85e.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 154 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Teddy Roosevelt Shops at the Abercrombie & Fitch of Today

Fri, 11 Sep 2009 12:00:00 -0400

"[Company founder David T. Abercrombie's] love for the outdoors was his inspiration for founding Abercrombie & Co., dedicated to producing high-end gear for hunters, fishermen, campers, and explorers...Abercrombie outfitted Teddy Roosevelt's trips to the Amazon as well as Robert Peary's famous trip to the North Pole." (McBride, Dwight A., Why I Hate Abercrombie & Fitch: Essays On Race and Sexuality, p. 62-64)

The setting: a present-day Abercrombie & Fitch store. Teddy Roosevelt enters.

Salesguy: What's up.

Teddy Roosevelt: TURN DOWN THE VOLUME.

Salesguy: Huh?

Teddy Roosevelt: ON YOUR VICTROLA. I HAVE TO SHOUT JUST TO HEAR MY OWN VOICE.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:127902"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/c/collegehumor.5d9fd1d0587e03f3109216ec2d05ec20.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-09-11 12:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:127902">Alex Schmidt</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1210"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 74 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

"I'm sorry super, but there's definitely no dogs in this apartment."

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 16:03:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1919364"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/c/collegehumor.2c42e893efc1bd94b5cd17bc7bc3c03b.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2093317">maggie</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 47 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Keep up the good work, Florida. Some good sinning going on down there

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 08:00:03 -0400

Then she better April O'Kneel after that. It's only fair.

Fri, 04 Sep 2009 16:42:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1919187"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/3/collegehumor.158b5401eee749948ec8a66352b88ccb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:882865">Paul Ley</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 81 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Navy I'm On A Boat

Mon, 31 Aug 2009 14:09:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1919939"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/d/collegehumor.4a04ab8b633ab391cfa6ecfd386a4c24.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 468 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Voicemail from a Jealous Boyfriend

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 18:00:00 -0400

6:36 PM | WALKING TO BAR FOR AFTERWORK DRINK

8:12 PM | WALKING TO SECOND BAR

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/9/collegehumor.45397a4c6c8241522ef776b95348cf0f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-08-26 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326">Jeff Rosenberg</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1236"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 119 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

There are penises everywhere, you just have to look for them

Sat, 22 Aug 2009 08:00:06 -0400

I doubled DOGGY dared my friend to take just one bite. He took two.

Sat, 22 Aug 2009 07:23:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1892076"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/4/collegehumor.a7c3abd88bc7f78eef3637143f4e145e.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:6227">Andrew</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:100"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 680 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Elementary School Valentines Day cards are just getting weirder and weirder.

Tue, 05 Jun 2007 19:46:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1761210"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/3/collegehumor.59e7fe871d1d18084df102d3dff283d2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:117276">-k</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1710"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 172 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />