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Hopefully he withdrew a lot of money.

So THAT'S How cell phones work...

The Fuhrer faces the Third Reich's worst sports news since Jesse Owens.

This March everyone will witness, "The Rise of The Phoenix."

I dare you to find a more pimp blanket that isn't made of gold or Courvoisier.

On the bright side, he's probably never going to breed.

"It's like there's a party in my mouth, and someone set the building on fire!"

Aw hell no, did you end a sentence with a preposition?

Charles Pottamus writes a letter of outrage to the Guinness Book of World Records upon his rejection for Fattest Man In The World.

And you thought Nickelback couldn't get any better.

A lazy cat with an attitude? He sure isn't breaking down any Sunday comic cat stereotypes.

He danced when he should have punched, it's a common amateur mistake.

John McCain pities a fool or two as the story continues...

He had to knock out his assistant three times to get the lighting just right.

Feel the Force. And the music.

Hopefully he withdrew a lot of money.